RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL

dirtsurfr

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I'm sorry to be AWOL but there's a war on the horizon and I'm called to duty for the cause!
I'm requesting 30 days shore leave to serve in the fight against stupid power hungry sock puppet county supervisors.
I hope they all get scurvy!!
They made a ruling that All out door grows are against the law. I got work to do. meeting some real pirates.

Speakers BE Smith and Mike Boutin visiting before the event.
 

Sunbiz1

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Guess y'all didn't get the memo, pirate ship's cancelled. we lost our crazy captain, mad chemist, and navigator.
In that case, I'll fill in as Captain Ron...rico.

And I can navigate also, last bearing showed somewhere in the Mona passage...heading due south towards Barbados.

[video=youtube;uRBTM95fjoQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRBTM95fjoQ[/video]
 

dr.gonzo1

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How bout' we barter?, find me a solid rum runner w/151 floater and I'll share this blonde hash I whipped up last night.
Rum runner? Might not have guessed but I'm a bit of a land lubber(sic) I could maybe rustle up a two seated pedalo with a slide at the back.
 

Sunbiz1

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Rum runner? Might not have guessed but I'm a bit of a land lubber(sic) I could maybe rustle up a two seated pedalo with a slide at the back.
Rum runner is a tropical drink, generally made with different Bacardi blends and topped with their 151 proof...a few of those and you dock like this:

[video=youtube;8alNxLjCBJc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alNxLjCBJc[/video]
 

dr.gonzo1

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Fuck sunbiz what film is that? Is that snake plisken on a boat with the guy from honey I shrunk the kids? Da fuck!
 

WeedFreak78

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I have some funds and tools, I'm a jack of all trades, can machine,weld, plumb,elec, mechanical systems( engines and drive systems), cook,clean,grow..If there was even a small chance of this being a real thing I'd be down..anyone ever look at military auctions for a ship? If we're going the pirate route..why don't we just agree to meet at the docks and commander us a ship?? Maybe find a nice destroyer that's docked up..how many people man those in down times? ARGGHHH! ( Oh and I'm partially blind in one eye so i can rock a patch)
 

curious2garden

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I have some funds and tools, I'm a jack of all trades, can machine,weld, plumb,elec, mechanical systems( engines and drive systems), cook,clean,grow..If there was even a small chance of this being a real thing I'd be down..anyone ever look at military auctions for a ship? If we're going the pirate route..why don't we just agree to meet at the docks and commander us a ship?? Maybe find a nice destroyer that's docked up..how many people man those in down times? ARGGHHH! ( Oh and I'm partially blind in one eye so i can rock a patch)
I've been perusing the Enterprise (I flew so I'm partial to something we can land upon), :) Although the Iowa is local and in floatable condition. @dirtsurfr has the corner on the maintenance side of things and of course the chair concession as well. If we go with the Iowa I already have my accommodations scouted so I'm flexible.
 
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