Revenge of Rene's random rambles

Adam West

Member
Hey you don't even know i'm the shit I'm always there, i may not be able to eat sleep smoke or think sometimes but i'm always there.

sometimes there aint shit you can do - i mean apart from hookin up jumpercables checkin the lights and turnin the key , i dont know how to fish out a short,
hell i dont even know why the damn thing works now the cable felt tight, plus all a sudden you had to turn the lights on for the electrical to work and for it to start for a second

idk some times theres just to many cooks in the kitchen, and when its not a kitchen, but a car (and you have a damn woman in your way ;) )you just have to let shit happin for a minute while you all pray its not something serious
 

srh88

Well-Known Member
hello all finally got to a computer my phone hasnt let me get on riu, i was pretty pissed yesterday everything was going wrong dont think yall seen my text that mad in a long time lol and there were 4 guys theres well 2 guys one being the bf the other 2 teen agers but we didnt get it going finally said fuck it and reggae if you remember im better at fixin cars then most the men around me :)


definately not a selenoid i just found the problem and fixed a starter selenoid recently lol turns out even though i checked the terminals my step dad comes over messes with the ground and the terminals and it starts made me mad lol cuz i already did that! but he did tell me i was right about the problem so yay there thank you so much for your help!




:lol: this made me laugh always love your little comments like this...and for the record everyone i have a s10 blazer dont knock my bitch only i can do that lol i know not the best vehicles but i love em my 88 did me good this one is eh but a good ride..i wouldnt mind another jeep though
so i was close haha pretty sure i said check the terminals :razz: good job on gettin her goin..
 

reggaerican

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Hey you don't even know i'm the shit I'm always there, i may not be able to eat sleep smoke or think sometimes but i'm always there.

sometimes there aint shit you can do - i mean apart from hookin up jumpercables checkin the lights and turnin the key , i dont know how to fish out a short,
hell i dont even know why the damn thing works now the cable felt tight, plus all a sudden you had to turn the lights on for the electrical to work and for it to start for a second

idk some times theres just to many cooks in the kitchen, and when its not a kitchen, but a car (and you have a damn woman in your way ;) )you just have to let shit happin for a minute while you all pray its not something serious
I knew that post would get your attention adam.. and boy do I know all to well bout a woman getting in te way...
the other day I was hooking up some electrical in my girls garage and she kept trying to hand me her busted ass girly tools and I just kept smiling and laughing cause I had my tool bag on with everything I needed right there.. girls will be girls... just wish they would get the hell back in the kitchen where they belong and let tha man do his job...
haha just kidding Rene.. lov ya girl
 

rene112388

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well you go super woman. well most men are bout worthless unless there is a good woman around them anyways guess your magic powers just didnt rub off on him yet...
I knew that post would get your attention adam.. and boy do I know all to well bout a woman getting in te way...
the other day I was hooking up some electrical in my girls garage and she kept trying to hand me her busted ass girly tools and I just kept smiling and laughing cause I had my tool bag on with everything I needed right there.. girls will be girls... just wish they would get the hell back in the kitchen where they belong and let tha man do his job...
haha just kidding Rene.. lov ya girl
tsk tsk reggae im gonna have to watch you and adam with both of you i may just have to be extra witty like you guys can come close ;) ah you know im jk and dont you worry my powers are rubbin off in plenty of ways...ya know whats cuter than a woman tryin to help with cars? a man getting in her way when she knows how its done i usually just let them think they are useful before i jump in and tell them the problem lol glad bf is willing to learn this stuff with me its great we have different types of knowledge
so i was close haha pretty sure i said check the terminals :razz: good job on gettin her goin..
lol yes you did and i had just wasnt working for me lol think i was too mad i kicked her told her now im giving a new meaning to kick start it didnt work lol at least while i was so pissed i was still smiling sometimes if you dont smile and laugh you just may cry
 

reggaerican

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well it takes 2 to live a happy life.. a third can be usefull at times also.hmmm lol. so get this rene the other day my girl said she would give me anything I wanted for hooking up that work for her and can you guess what I asked for? she didnt slap me like I braced myself for so whata you think my chances are? haha
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
well it takes 2 to live a happy life.. a third can be usefull at times also.hmmm lol. so get this rene the other day my girl said she would give me anything I wanted for hooking up that work for her and can you guess what I asked for? she didnt slap me like I braced myself for so whata you think my chances are? haha
One tiny word of advice: if your woman asks you which of her friends you'd like to have in a threesome ... don't name two of them. cn
 

reggaerican

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or would it...she could still watch:hump:
well get this lime her daughter has a lezbo friend and I think she was hinting to me that it would be all good cause I played the reverse psycology card on her and said I wanted to video tape her with another woman.... if I know her sign language and I think I do then im gonna be a happy man when she gets back from the mountains...
 

srh88

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tsk tsk reggae im gonna have to watch you and adam with both of you i may just have to be extra witty like you guys can come close ;) ah you know im jk and dont you worry my powers are rubbin off in plenty of ways...ya know whats cuter than a woman tryin to help with cars? a man getting in her way when she knows how its done i usually just let them think they are useful before i jump in and tell them the problem lol glad bf is willing to learn this stuff with me its great we have different types of knowledge


lol yes you did and i had just wasnt working for me lol think i was too mad i kicked her told her now im giving a new meaning to kick start it didnt work lol at least while i was so pissed i was still smiling sometimes if you dont smile and laugh you just may cry
thats when you know something bad is going to happen with me, i get so mad i start laughin, then i snap lol :wall:
 

rene112388

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well it takes 2 to live a happy life.. a third can be usefull at times also.hmmm lol. so get this rene the other day my girl said she would give me anything I wanted for hooking up that work for her and can you guess what I asked for? she didnt slap me like I braced myself for so whata you think my chances are? haha
i may have got in trouble for mentioning something of the hmm nature lol i may have permission for quite a bit provided its for adams entertainment or to share his choice ;)
or would it...she could still watch:hump:
ha watch or join trust me you can do quite a bit with that though dont mention names just say well sweetheart its whoever you chose and sure as shit she will pick someone you will both quite enjoy (later you can discuss names)

thats when you know something bad is going to happen with me, i get so mad i start laughin, then i snap lol :wall:
lol awe me too i just love others reactions though they get the hell away :-P
 

rene112388

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so Wtf is wrong with people! i have been getting a friends request on messenger Alot for awhile now didnt know who was so figured maybe i knew them since they keep trying so i accept it. right away they say what's up so i ask who it is they just say yay someone to talk to and i said that depends on if i know you or not the reply i don't think you do Hun but we can get to know each other better and swap numbers if you like. naturally i just say ha! got a husband and newborn so i'm good no reply thinking yay. so this morning another message xoxo hi. so i ask how they got my sn the reply make me cum now!!! like i said Wtf first off just Fucking disrespectful why do guys act this way second this kid is lucky i can't find him cuz i'd be giving him some much needed baseball bat therapy. i ended up findin out how to block him though too bad i just woke up i could have had fun with it or the Bf grizz is off her game sos :( anyone want's someone to talk to i got a sn for ya :fire:
 

rene112388

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what is this crap
depends on what you mean by Crap if you mean this thread well that's pretty obvious from the name it's just random Shit a place people can go to Bitch, bs and keep me from boredom. ya may have some fun here but ya don't like it kick rocks
 

TheChosen

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I haven't formalized an opinion on this thread, when I do I'll be sure to share it with you.


But in the meantime I am bored and at work, so it has peaked my interest.
 
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