First allow me to apologize to everyone for smoking first thing this am. I'm still trying to kick this flu. So pardon the baked posts, please.
So after the wombat knocks you down what does it do then? Steal your salad? Why would I be afraid of a herbivore? If I'm down under this is the marsupial I do not wish to run into:
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Finshaggy as your avatar or are you fin? Buck, where's UB we need to get to the bottom of this... Then again I may have over-baked myself. It has happened beore.
Wombats are some of the most decieving animals. Ive seen more than one tourist think of them as cute little cuddle buddies only to have their face clawed to shreds seconds later. They are built like a brick shit house easily getting to 30kg. They also can run fast as shit and will catch you and bowl you over before you make it 10 metres. Bottom line if you're ever down under, fuck the snakes, fuck the spiders, fuck the sharks, fuck the crocs. These are the little bastards to watch out for. 
Good morning!