Repent for Your Ancestors' Beliefs, or the Leviathan Spirit Will Get You!

Katatawnic

Katatawnic

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Pardon my French if you're religious, but... WHAT the FUCK?! :cuss:

I know plenty "right wingers" (and I mean *extremely* far right conservative), and not one would EVER say such a thing! This numbskull is NOT representative of conservatives as a whole... she is simply representative of the fringe nutjob fanatics that use their extremely fanatical religious beliefs as an excuse to continue the spread of hatred and stupidity! The amount of idiocy spewing from her mouth in 90 seconds is unbelievable!

And myraids of dumbshit hardcore fanatics will nod their heads emphatically in agreement with this fucktard!

So along this line of "logic" I should repent for my Jewish ancestors for shunning Jesus, as well as my German ancestors for the Holocaust... right?! (Never mind that my Jewish ancestors were victims of said Holocaust.) I mean, it is in my tainted bloodline! I wouldn't want the Leviathan Spirit to continue infecting me!

Some people and their kids... just can't take 'em anywhere. :roll:



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www.rightwingwatch.org/content/jacobs-those-native-americanindigenous-heritage-must-renounce-and-repent-their-ancestors-sin
 
Katatawnic

Katatawnic

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Chief Walkin Eagle said:
I find it funny that shes focusing on us Native Americans lol.
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I'm glad humor can be derived from things like this. My sense of humor pertaining to these freaks has run quite thin. Brainwashed fanatics attempting to brainwash others. UGH.


So today I was awakened at 9am sharp by my dogs barking at the front door. Extremely groggy from yet another night of Insomnia Wars, I stumble to my bedroom window to see whether there is someone at the door, or the dogs are barking at a cat or a shadow. Two middle-aged people. I ask if I can help them. The woman asks where I am, while trying to peer into the front windows. Butt naked and peeking only my eyes through a slit in the curtains, I tell her that I am in BED.

HER: "Oh, well, we came to discuss matters of the world."

ME: "No, no, no, no, NO. I have had it with you religious fanatics knocking on my door, trying to convert me." (Calm, but firm.)

HIM: "We're sorry. We didn't know."

ME: "Well, I tell you 'no' every time you knock on my door, yet you return twice monthly. I recognize your faces; you ought to remember my adamant 'no' by now." (Still calm, more firm.)

HER: "Ma'am, if you would just listen to what we have to share..."

ME: "Which FUCKING part of 'NO' do you not understand?! Hear this, write it down, post a memo, whatever it takes: If you or any of your fucktard buddies step one foot on my property again, it will be considered tresspassing and harassment, and will be treated as such! Do I make myself CLEAR?!"

They mumbled apologies and left... the street, not just my house. But of course they left a parting gift in the form of brochures in my front door. (It'll be added to the paper we burn with kindling in our backyard fire pit)

I immediately grabbed my much needed vaporizer. These same two Yahweh's Witlesses are here at least twice monthly, though this is the first time they came to "discuss matters of the world" before noon. My patience has run dry with fanatics trying to convert others.

Oh yeah, I needed my vaporizer! :lol:
 
Chief Walkin Eagle

Chief Walkin Eagle

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Katatawnic said:
I'm glad humor can be derived from things like this. My sense of humor pertaining to these freaks has run quite thin. Brainwashed fanatics attempting to brainwash others. UGH.


So today I was awakened at 9am sharp by my dogs barking at the front door. Extremely groggy from yet another night of Insomnia Wars, I stumble to my bedroom window to see whether there is someone at the door, or the dogs are barking at a cat or a shadow. Two middle-aged people. I ask if I can help them. The woman asks where I am, while trying to peer into the front windows. Butt naked and peeking only my eyes through a slit in the curtains, I tell her that I am in BED.

HER: "Oh, well, we came to discuss matters of the world."

ME: "No, no, no, no, NO. I have had it with you religious fanatics knocking on my door, trying to convert me." (Calm, but firm.)

HIM: "We're sorry. We didn't know."

ME: "Well, I tell you 'no' every time you knock on my door, yet you return twice monthly. I recognize your faces; you ought to remember my adamant 'no' by now." (Still calm, more firm.)

HER: "Ma'am, if you would just listen to what we have to share..."

ME: "Which FUCKING part of 'NO' do you not understand?! Hear this, write it down, post a memo, whatever it takes: If you or any of your fucktard buddies step one foot on my property again, it will be considered tresspassing and harassment, and will be treated as such! Do I make myself CLEAR?!"

They mumbled apologies and left... the street, not just my house. But of course they left a parting gift in the form of brochures in my front door. (It'll be added to the paper we burn with kindling in our backyard fire pit)

I immediately grabbed my much needed vaporizer. These same two Yahweh's Witlesses are here at least twice monthly, though this is the first time they came to "discuss matters of the world" before noon. My patience has run dry with fanatics trying to convert others.

Oh yeah, I needed my vaporizer! :lol:
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Those guys hardly ever show up around here, I never seen one in over a year. I plan to have some fun with them next time they knock on my door lol Gotta get creative though...
 
Padawanbater2

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Katatawnic said:
I'm glad humor can be derived from things like this. My sense of humor pertaining to these freaks has run quite thin. Brainwashed fanatics attempting to brainwash others. UGH.


So today I was awakened at 9am sharp by my dogs barking at the front door. Extremely groggy from yet another night of Insomnia Wars, I stumble to my bedroom window to see whether there is someone at the door, or the dogs are barking at a cat or a shadow. Two middle-aged people. I ask if I can help them. The woman asks where I am, while trying to peer into the front windows. Butt naked and peeking only my eyes through a slit in the curtains, I tell her that I am in BED.

HER: "Oh, well, we came to discuss matters of the world."

ME: "No, no, no, no, NO. I have had it with you religious fanatics knocking on my door, trying to convert me." (Calm, but firm.)

HIM: "We're sorry. We didn't know."

ME: "Well, I tell you 'no' every time you knock on my door, yet you return twice monthly. I recognize your faces; you ought to remember my adamant 'no' by now." (Still calm, more firm.)

HER: "Ma'am, if you would just listen to what we have to share..."

ME: "Which FUCKING part of 'NO' do you not understand?! Hear this, write it down, post a memo, whatever it takes: If you or any of your fucktard buddies step one foot on my property again, it will be considered tresspassing and harassment, and will be treated as such! Do I make myself CLEAR?!"

They mumbled apologies and left... the street, not just my house. But of course they left a parting gift in the form of brochures in my front door. (It'll be added to the paper we burn with kindling in our backyard fire pit)

I immediately grabbed my much needed vaporizer. These same two Yahweh's Witlesses are here at least twice monthly, though this is the first time they came to "discuss matters of the world" before noon. My patience has run dry with fanatics trying to convert others.

Oh yeah, I needed my vaporizer! :lol:
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You know what I've found works best?

Tell them you're an atheist
 
Katatawnic

Katatawnic

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Padawanbater2 said:
You know what I've found works best?

Tell them you're an atheist
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Done that. It makes them more determined to "save" me. :roll:

What worked great was telling them that I am pagan, and I'll gladly discuss their god on the condition that we also discuss my goddess. Scared the hell out of them; they passed my house several times without knocking for a couple months. So I may stick with the pagan thing. Atheist is truthful, but they see it as a challenging invitation. lmao

At least the Mormons accept my "no" with a "have a nice day" and a smile, and don't knock again. Yahweh's Witlesses are relentless, and play the victim when told to go away. I mean, how rude can I be, telling people to stop knocking on the door of my private home?! The nerve of me! :lol:
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Katatawnic said:
Done that. It makes them more determined to "save" me. :roll:

What worked great was telling them that I am pagan, and I'll gladly discuss their god on the condition that we also discuss my goddess. Scared the hell out of them; they passed my house several times without knocking for a couple months. So I may stick with the pagan thing. Atheist is truthful, but they see it as a challenging invitation. lmao

At least the Mormons accept my "no" with a "have a nice day" and a smile, and don't knock again. Yahweh's Witlesses are relentless, and play the victim when told to go away. I mean, how rude can I be, telling people to stop knocking on the door of my private home?! The nerve of me! :lol:
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They are under amazing pressure by their "elders" to sell it. cn
 
Cherokee Rose

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You are sooooooooooooo right!! :fire:That garbage (video) definately deserves several more WTF's, with extreme prejudice!
She spewed so much crap that she should be required to brush her teeth with a toilet brush! :twisted: :spew:
My mixture of Native American and Pagan beliefs must have me on a rocketship on rails headed straight to HELL by that criteria.

All I can say to that is : Wheeeeee!! Feel the freakin' breeze lady. Oh well. At least I know if I fire one up and pass it around when I get there I don't have to worry about some 'holier than thou' narcin' me out.

And, you are right, time to get the vape. 'Nuff said.

:peace:, CR
 
tyler.durden

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Beefbisquit said:
When I sold cars I watched this almost everyday.

"Coffee is for closers...." lol
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Yep! Me too. I've sold everything: cars, computer equipment, stocks and commodities... but the job most like Glengarry's was selling time share. That was the most money I've ever made (legally, selling weed is better), and boy, were we fucking douche bags! Slick suits, slick hair, slick talk... we'd fuck so many people over each day and laugh our asses off about it. After six months or so I felt like absolute shit and had trouble sleeping, if I once had a soul I lost it during that time period. Glad that fell apart and I grew up, I never want to take advantage of people again to make a living...
 
Beefbisquit

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tyler.durden said:
Yep! Me too. I've sold everything: cars, computer equipment, stocks and commodities... but the job most like Glengarry's was selling time share. That was the most money I've ever made (legally, selling weed is better), and boy, were we fucking douche bags! Slick suits, slick hair, slick talk... we'd fuck so many people over each day and laugh our asses off about it. After six months or so I felt like absolute shit and had trouble sleeping, if I once had a soul I lost it during that time period. Glad that fell apart and I grew up, I never want to take advantage of people again to make a living...
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Heh, yeah man. I made some serious skrilla on used cars. I didn't take advantage of people, at least most of the time... :D Sometimes I'd talk people into buying things they didn't need, or wouldn't mention a sale or promotion so the gross was higher; but I never really fucked anyone over.
 
tyler.durden

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Beefbisquit said:
Heh, yeah man. I made some serious skrilla on used cars. I didn't take advantage of people, at least most of the time... :D Sometimes I'd talk people into buying things they didn't need, or wouldn't mention a sale or promotion so the gross was higher; but I never really fucked anyone over.
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Good for you, BB. I sold MANY lemons to many people. The worst was a car that burst into flames on the highway on the way home (guy got out before that, he was fine), and he came right back to us. My manager explained that we couldn't return his money or give him any credit as it was an as-is sale, but we'd be happy to show him something else. The dude just LOST IT, and we had to call the cops. I was worried he would come back and kill me, he was a big guy...
 
Beefbisquit

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tyler.durden said:
Good for you, BB. I sold MANY lemons to many people. The worst was a car that burst into flames on the highway on the way home (guy got out before that, he was fine), and he came right back to us. My manager explained that we couldn't return his money or give him any credit as it was an as-is sale, but we'd be happy to show him something else. The dude just LOST IT, and we had to call the cops. I was worried he would come back and kill me, he was a big guy...
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Hahaha, I've had a few shady sales managers that tried to do some shady stuff, but I usually kept my hands clean.

My best day I sold 3 trucks and a car. My 25% was almost $4000. Plus another $800 bonus, plus my warranty money (about $250). All in all, just over $5000. Not bad for a single days 'work'. lol
 
MojoRison

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I laughed then I laughed some more.

Last time someone knocked on my door, I let them do their speal and then politely said..."sounds good, so let the begetting begin", seeing that they were guys I'm sure it went over quite well ;)
 
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