Relive the most humiliating moment.

Lets all relive our most humiliating moment.
Here is mine.

I zipped my pecker up. Thinking it would get infected(my most special part)I went to the doctor. My doctor was gone and he had a nice east Indian lady filling in for him.
She walked in and asked me what was wrong...some background here...
(I am a veteran of multiple armed forces and lost all modesty at 17. )

So she asks whats wrong and I showed her a semi hard(swollen) dick with an infected zipper mark her eyes got huge and she was visibly shaken. Then she leaves..never said a word just left. I waited 30 minutes for a prescription or salve x-ray. I peeked out the door and saw two cops guns drawn at the exam room door, the room I was in.
You likely have this story now. They cuffed me and led me out. I had the same doc for 12 years and when he got back
he laughed. I was cleared of the charges and the doc never let her fill in. It is not fun getting treated like a rapist. My wife tells this story much better than myself and lots more often.

so the cops thought u was trying to rape her?

I think they just thought I was a pervert flasher. She really needed to learn English to work here. Not even charged just a hassle. The cops didnt think that is when it all went wrong. Reason for the appointment(in the appt book) was injured penis

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LOL how the hell you get the bean above the frank???

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That's it.

I zipped my dick in middleschool.

i was takin a piss, and the boxers i had on didnt have any button, so as i zippin up my jeans, i guess he popped out and

OUCH!!!!!

i had tears in my eyes, tried to go back to class and act like nothin happened... but the teacher (the hottest teacher i ever had, HUGE PERKY TITS, AND HER NAME WAS MS. BABCOCK LOL) sent me to the nurse.

fuckin nurse kept sayin 'let me see it' im like fuck no bitch! anyway, i cleaned the blood off, and went back to class feelin like half the man i was before the incident.

btw, i didnt zip thru my dick like the movie, it got caught and i stopped the zipper..

that day, i couldnt dress for football practice... but my coach made me feel better.. he says "well... i did that once.. hurt like a summnabitch.. you'll be alright"




still have a small scar from that....

I never zipped my dick. I didn't know it was that common actually. After reading this thread, I'm probably gonna be a lot more careful next time I zip up.

Also, wear jeans with buttons. As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "that is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth."

tDot. said:

Also, wear jeans with buttons. As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "that is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth."

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haha thts exactly wat i was going to say...
i used to wear button up jeans all the time... but now im brave and just take a chance

... but damn... i love seinfeld

The cause was boxer underwear.
You have not lived till you got the zipper stuck on your dick head.

i got the skin nicked one time but it wasnt major at all just a little red mark

Boxers and bourbon......my nemesis.

fukdapolice said:

I zipped my dick in middleschool.

i was takin a piss, and the boxers i had on didnt have any button, so as i zippin up my jeans, i guess he popped out and

OUCH!!!!!

i had tears in my eyes, tried to go back to class and act like nothin happened... but the teacher (the hottest teacher i ever had, HUGE PERKY TITS, AND HER NAME WAS MS. BABCOCK LOL) sent me to the nurse.

fuckin nurse kept sayin 'let me see it' im like fuck no bitch! anyway, i cleaned the blood off, and went back to class feelin like half the man i was before the incident.

btw, i didnt zip thru my dick like the movie, it got caught and i stopped the zipper..

that day, i couldnt dress for football practice... but my coach made me feel better.. he says "well... i did that once.. hurt like a summnabitch.. you'll be alright"




still have a small scar from that....

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FYI boxers with button flies are girls boxers. Did you borrow Micheal's boxers?

We can laugh at ourselves. This is a definite advantage stoners have over drunks.

My brother was working on a car once, squatting down and changing the tire.His jeans ahd a hole in the crotch and he was going commando.As he turned the tire iron on a particularly stubborn nut(no pun intended),the tire iron slipped, flipped around and the flat head part nicked him in the sac.He ran into the house and to the bathroom to see if he was seriously injured.As he was zipping his pants up, he caught his dick in the zipper...quickly, he tried to unzip...and caught his dick in another spot.He stood in the bathroom and wept for about fifteen minutes.

When I was five(too young for actual humiliation) I was riding my bike and stopped short.
My mother concerned the bike had changed her son into a daughter rushed me to the nearest ER. It was a Catholic hospital. Ten minutes later two nuns were handling my balls one commented "I didn't know they were so large" The other nun replied "these are swollen".
The nuns giggled and gave me some candy.
Fast forward 20 years I dated a nun....She chose Jesus over me. Then i was humiliated.

So we got two stoners with a humiliating event. C'mon lets make someone else day.


Do not make me get up!

Once in PT class, this one dude got aknee in the groin while playing soccer.
It swole up like a coconut... had to get shots and what not...

We all laughed and teased for days... (age 15 or 16)

Priceless story stoney

Stoney McFried said:

My brother was working on a car once, squatting down and changing the tire.His jeans ahd a hole in the crotch and he was going commando.As he turned the tire iron on a particularly stubborn nut(no pun intended),the tire iron slipped, flipped around and the flat head part nicked him in the sac.He ran into the house and to the bathroom to see if he was seriously injured.As he was zipping his pants up, he caught his dick in the zipper...quickly, he tried to unzip...and caught his dick in another spot.He stood in the bathroom and wept for about fifteen minutes.

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dam nuns dont like u to much eh?

diemdepyro said:

When I was five(too young for actual humiliation) I was riding my bike and stopped short.
My mother concerned the bike had changed her son into a daughter rushed me to the nearest ER. It was a Catholic hospital. Ten minutes later two nuns were handling my balls one commented "I didn't know they were so large" The other nun replied "these are swollen".
The nuns giggled and gave me some candy.
Fast forward 20 years I dated a nun....She chose Jesus over me. Then i was humiliated.

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