Rap 10 bars about yourself, including Riu and Username

smokinjs

Well-Known Member
mic check 1 2 mic check 1 2 alright here we go. hm hm

you know my eyes look hazy, but i dont care
cause im on rollitup and im in my underwear.

i sit here all day, tokin on my dank
if i run outa money, i smoke it to the bank

fifty bag here fifty bag there, fuck money
im still on rollitup in my underwear. hm hm
check it

growing plants is what i love,
its a gift from god, up above

males females and dont forget the hermies,
when i aint got my dro i get a lil squirmy

so if ya need a bag, hit me up, im in the hippie van
but be careful staff dont see ya, or else were gonna get banned!!

hm hm check it...
:peace:

i wasnt gonna join in on this one, but i am fuckin ripped. i jsut couldnt help it.
lol listen to us white rappers, we got it going on. :blsmoke:
 

Buzzkill

Well-Known Member
They call me Buzzkill
Smoking the herb gives me my thrills
I got a garden of hemp
On my Block they call me the growing pimp
So if you're looking for a toking session
Hit me up and ask me one question?
"wheres the weed at? yo wheres the weed at"
And ill tell you to go pick a bud
Cause in my garden of ganja i got nothing but love
Well thats my rap and i hope i gave u a good chuckle and after smoking my shit on the drive make sure to put on you buckle!!!!

DAMN SON!!!
 

HoLE

Well-Known Member
my name is fdd and i ain't your nigga
even though i'm white my cock is bigga
i grow the trees
makes the bitches please
me
so go back east
and do as you please
cause you ain't got game
those cfl's
lame



wurd. :blsmoke::peace:
MC Ice-HoLE,,and DJ F-DE-DE

A Great White North(Southwestern) Production

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

dopemansdopeman

Active Member
its the dopemans dopeman with one wild hit
smokining on some dosia man thats the shit
sitting here typin bout missed my hit
three lines and 4 hits later man im ripped
two pretty bitchs in my closet
hold on one second I just had to pause it
its the dopemans dopeman that just took another hit
I better slow down before I get lit
hold on second one more hit
aiiight one last line so fuck this shit
 

pandabear

Well-Known Member
yo thanks cuz I never heard imortals lyrics

after last night i got so drunk my wife didt wanna hear it

now I wake up today in a daze late for work

my wife tellin me why was I such a jerk

cuz I wouldnt turn the music down

she kicked all my friends outa town

and now its valentines day

and I got somthin to say

better call my old lady and tell her I didnt mean it

cuz everyone knows when you drink too much you act like a penis:roll:
 

stonegrove

Well-Known Member
everyday i gotta blaze, its like a ritual to me/
a missle of weed, theres nothing like a spliff and a tea/
a bitch at my knees, untill i hit her lip wit my cream/
then kick her to street unless shes fixing dinner for me/
big it up to roll it up, the internet team/ - lol
growing the green, c the name stone grove on ya screen/
ill tell you im lean, my blood, blood its never been clean/
my heads ina dream, my legs, aint peddling me/
a head of the cheese, is melting me like ice in the heat/
im fried you can c, these bars are a joke but im nice on a beat/

lol there you go, a lil frazzled freestyle.
 

dopemansdopeman

Active Member
ok heres another since I'm stoned

I got that roll that roll
my buds are long like a 10 foot poll
I got that roll that roll
with enough buds to strech from the south to the north poll
Yall dont know nothin bout that roll that roll
keep rollin it up till you aint got no mo
yeah that roll that roll
And when I run out I'll ask all yall for mo
I got that roll that roll
man I hope the dopemansdopeman dont run out no mo no mo!!!!
 

anywhere311

Well-Known Member
ight heres my 10 bars let me know what u guys think

Comein straight from rollitup.org
My name is anywhere311
No not 7-11
Sorry riu.org but my mommy told me where the clinic be
So if u try to mimic me u prolly catch some sick disease
I smoke a whole reef of that reefer
Drugs are bad but i beg to differ, sir
My Flow so retarded when I spit I get my drool on
I don’t rap I just stick like Glue-ON
Ill cut u up like a coupon
i got the hardest bars
just call me the warden
 
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