cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Wait why didn't you ... oh right. Married. Well played!I was at the mall last week when a woman walking past me dropped her tossel cap. I quickly went and grabbed it and called out to her in my most holiday infused voice, "Hey bitch no littering!" She thanked me. Some of that story might be an exaggeration.
1. tossel
Tumbling and rumbling fornication.
Good evening madam, would you like to go for a tossel in the hay?