Random Jibber Jabber Thread

chewberto said:
Damn! I saw one about 3 weeks back, he was of the bald variety just standing on the ground, chest out proud and with huge breasts, There were a number of other bird varieties surrounding him and gawking at him like they were impressed. Mother fucking alphabird
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Bald with huge breasts ~shifts in chair~ cn
 
Kodank Moment said:
God damn it. All I do is bitch about women. Is there a big stamp on my forehead that says fuck me over? Jesus fucking Christ. If you are gonna use me and treat me like shit just leave me alone all together!
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at least your being used.. i've been dry for 16months, my right hand keeps fucking me over..
 
cannawizard said:
at least your being used.. i've been dry for 16months, my right hand keeps fucking me over..
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You might want to spend an evening with the Other Woman. cn

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cannawizard said:
at least your being used.. i've been dry for 16months, my right hand keeps fucking me over..
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wow, that's a long time my friend. i don't think i've gone longer than 3 months without inserting my erect penis into a warm tight vaginal canal. especially if i was living in socal, my dick would never go down with the amount of hot chicks walking around there.. my dick would need a leash.
 
Let Mary Palm and her five sisters work your penis over, while Lefty's Pointer sister explores your brown cave. Nothing wrong with a personal prostate exam.
 
see4 said:
wow, that's a long time my friend. i don't think i've gone longer than 3 months without inserting my erect penis into a warm tight vaginal canal. especially if i was living in socal, my dick would never go down with the amount of hot chicks walking around there.. my dick would need a leash.
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Two weeks is my longest dry spell. I've been at it since I was 12.
[video=youtube;Rqb4dywqh_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqb4dywqh_c[/video]
 
Well I broke up with my girl of a year and a half..or should I say she broke up with me. Left my iPad at her house and she hit up Facebook and saw messages from a year ago... Never cheated on her, but flirted all the time, I like the thrill of the chase, she was the only physical contact I ever wanted or could ask for.. The whole package if you will. Now someone else will get to hold her hand.
 
LOL I know exactly what you mean inda, well guys time head out to the baseball game.

Harvest was a success, 4.25 ozs :D

Have a great night riu!!!
 
Indagrow said:
Well I broke up with my girl of a year and a half..or should I say she broke up with me. Left my iPad at her house and she hit up Facebook and saw messages from a year ago... Never cheated on her, but flirted all the time, I like the thrill of the chase, she was the only physical contact I ever wanted or could ask for.. The whole package if you will. Now someone else will get to hold her hand.
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Ouch, sad holding the past against someone never works out well. I am so sorry.
 
high as fuck on some fruity pebble chronic, been a long time browser of RIU and finally started an account. love this site bongsmilie
 
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