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curious2garden

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My son is down here for the release of his book. I am so proud. He is a published author. Ok he's been so in his field for a decade but this is his hobby (we tend to be a tad intense). So I'm supposed to meet him at the Marriot tonight for this shindig thing. I am so proud of him you have no idea. But that's where the rub comes in.

You see I'm not exactly good at being female. Ok I really fucking suck at it. Y'all know that. I did not realize until just this moment I have nothing to wear (Right now every guy is rolling their eyes). I have one silk suit for travel and the rest is what I wear at work. I tried the travel suit on then tried my work clothes on and I didn't think about the fact I've been working out hard. My clothes are hanging off me. I can't go to a dinner dressed in Nike shorts, under armour and jog bra.

OMG!! I can't go! I can't not go. I can't walk in looking like I escaped from Metropolitan State Hospital, OH SHIT! PANIC.... When you start thinking a car accident could be a god send.... oh dear.. so now my anxiety is ramping up which means my usual expressive aphasia will kick in and totally mute me. So I won't be able to talk to him anyway so why go? I can't not go, scream!

Why do I do this to myself... why..... I should have made an appointment for this morning to do my hair and make up. I hate people touching me! I should have thought about make up and clothes. I hate make up and clothes. My wiring harness is 1/2 off my car so I can't GO anywhere to get anything now.... OMG I have so screwed the pooch on this.. shit shit shit.....

Someone please pass the Navane. I wanna hide under the bed now..
 
see4

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Congrats! I have a few family members who are published as well. It's a proud feeling.

Why not quickly stop off at a Nordstrom on the way? (Is that east coast only?)

Wiring harness... duct tape will do the trick.
 
sunni

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9-12+ hour shifts without food or breaks kill me ............sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping right meow.

than beer & popcorn & the witcher.
 
james2500

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do you have any vicodin? it makes me very sociable, Leslie gives me one before we go to dinner with her friends. Are you able to compartmentalize for short periods of time? Your son knows and loves you so maybe you could meet him outside first? good luck hun
 
april

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curious2garden said:
My son is down here for the release of his book. I am so proud. He is a published author. Ok he's been so in his field for a decade but this is his hobby (we tend to be a tad intense). So I'm supposed to meet him at the Marriot tonight for this shindig thing. I am so proud of him you have no idea. But that's where the rub comes in.

You see I'm not exactly good at being female. Ok I really fucking suck at it. Y'all know that. I did not realize until just this moment I have nothing to wear (Right now every guy is rolling their eyes). I have one silk suit for travel and the rest is what I wear at work. I tried the travel suit on then tried my work clothes on and I didn't think about the fact I've been working out hard. My clothes are hanging off me. I can't go to a dinner dressed in Nike shorts, under armour and jog bra.

OMG!! I can't go! I can't not go. I can't walk in looking like I escaped from Metropolitan State Hospital, OH SHIT! PANIC.... When you start thinking a car accident could be a god send.... oh dear.. so now my anxiety is ramping up which means my usual expressive aphasia will kick in and totally mute me. So I won't be able to talk to him anyway so why go? I can't not go, scream!

Why do I do this to myself... why..... I should have made an appointment for this morning to do my hair and make up. I hate people touching me! I should have thought about make up and clothes. I hate make up and clothes. My wiring harness is 1/2 off my car so I can't GO anywhere to get anything now.... OMG I have so screwed the pooch on this.. shit shit shit.....

Someone please pass the Navane. I wanna hide under the bed now..
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Stop .....breath.....black pants/skirt can be paired with anything.. colorfull shoes or a fun purse can cherry any outfit...It's about supporting him not what u have on...besides the person makes the outfit right....dig in ur closet..u must have something...anything...

Got any paint? lol
 
sunni

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curious2garden said:
My son is down here for the release of his book. I am so proud. He is a published author. Ok he's been so in his field for a decade but this is his hobby (we tend to be a tad intense). So I'm supposed to meet him at the Marriot tonight for this shindig thing. I am so proud of him you have no idea. But that's where the rub comes in.

You see I'm not exactly good at being female. Ok I really fucking suck at it. Y'all know that. I did not realize until just this moment I have nothing to wear (Right now every guy is rolling their eyes). I have one silk suit for travel and the rest is what I wear at work. I tried the travel suit on then tried my work clothes on and I didn't think about the fact I've been working out hard. My clothes are hanging off me. I can't go to a dinner dressed in Nike shorts, under armour and jog bra.

OMG!! I can't go! I can't not go. I can't walk in looking like I escaped from Metropolitan State Hospital, OH SHIT! PANIC.... When you start thinking a car accident could be a god send.... oh dear.. so now my anxiety is ramping up which means my usual expressive aphasia will kick in and totally mute me. So I won't be able to talk to him anyway so why go? I can't not go, scream!

Why do I do this to myself... why..... I should have made an appointment for this morning to do my hair and make up. I hate people touching me! I should have thought about make up and clothes. I hate make up and clothes. My wiring harness is 1/2 off my car so I can't GO anywhere to get anything now.... OMG I have so screwed the pooch on this.. shit shit shit.....

Someone please pass the Navane. I wanna hide under the bed now..
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ok first have a glass of wine

second

remember your make up foundations, concealer, foundation , mineral powder, blush/bronzer, eye liner and mascara, youre going to a book club not a party light eye liner ontop little bit of mascara, no eyeshadow

third
clothing thats too big wear dress pants, with a top if the top is too big you can slouch it with a skinny belt View attachment 2750208View attachment 2750209 right now blazers with rolled up sleeves, plain tshirts and jeans look great together pair ti with a big purse and chunky accessories

hair: heres some easy hair tutorials for you i remeber a bit of what your hair was like ,s o these should be easy
fi you REALLY need help ill walk you through it on skype
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curious2garden

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sunni said:
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remember your make up foundations, concealer, foundation , mineral powder, blush/bronzer, eye liner and mascara, youre going to a book club not a party light eye liner ontop little bit of mascara, no eyeshadow

third
clothing thats too big wear dress pants, with a top if the top is too big you can slouch it with a skinny belt View attachment 2750208View attachment 2750209 right now blazers with rolled up sleeves, plain tshirts and jeans look great together pair ti with a big purse and chunky accessories

hair: heres some easy hair tutorials for you i remeber a bit of what your hair was like ,s o these should be easy
fi you REALLY need help ill walk you through it on skype
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I finally found my make up. Nothing in there is younger than 2 decades, oops. It won't work so I'm makeup less. My clothes, I buy black stretch pants by the box LOL. I wear black fruit of the loom T's over them. I found a pair of pants from 1985 and I'm in them oh my talk about Good Will chic not... they aren't what people wear today but the fit.

After the neck fracture I'm not capable of the motor control to do my own hair. Hubby has to do my hair and he can't do anything but braid it straight down my back. So that's the hair style ;( I should have made an appointment and never thought about it.

I am so good at so many other things but being a female escapes me. Thanks guys for putting up with the panic. It's time for me to leave and I look like an escapee. I have swallowed so much inderal I'm stunned I'm vertical.

I will report back. No pictures ughhh....
 
kinetic

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Went to my spot to get a cuban sammich and saved a guy $20 when I picked up his money on the floor and handed it back to him. On the way home ran into an old friend I had not seen in years. The type of person you pull over on the side of the road and jump out to say hi to. He turned into a good man with a beautiful family, nice to see a younger cat walking proudly with his fam rather than the gangsta limp.

Now if anyone cares to join me I will be participating in my nightly bowling tourney, care to bowl a few frames?:bigjoint:
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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I think we should have sports like, Shark Fighting. 4Ft of water and you get a Katana.I would also like to see full contact Politics.Love to see a Barry/Putin Fight and an opening round with Palin and Billary.The new GF told me She wanted to buy Me a new M-4 so I had to treat Her like a Farm Animal for 8 hour's today.It's a tough Job so Mikey Has to do it :)))~~~~
 
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