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DONNYS said:
yep u got to talk to fuck
but cant ust walk up say u want to fuck got bullshit with them tell them they pretty and shit
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not always, i swear that behind the ear hair tug shit drops panties! i aint got the patience to flatter possibly undeserving girls. if chick got compliments from me, i meant that shit and she deserved it!
 
ebgood said:
not always, i swear that behind the ear hair tug shit drops panties! i aint got the patience to flatter possibly undeserving girls. if chick got compliments from me, i meant that shit and she deserved it!
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cool dont lie to bitches they deserve respect
unless u got to lie
 
DONNYS said:
yep u got to talk to fuck
but cant ust walk up say u want to fuck got bullshit with them tell them they pretty and shit
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Ummm no.... Have you been to florida? There's honestly too many whores. They can be pretty smart sometimes too.... very rarely will a female be smart... .but it happens. And when it does, they are usually whores. And most likely in florida as well.. They'll be living at your place within a few weeks. You'll see. =)
 
Skuxx said:
Ummm no.... Have you been to florida? There's honestly too many whores. They can be pretty smart sometimes too.... very rarely will a female be smart... .but it happens. And when it does, they are usually whores. And most likely in florida as well.. They'll be living at your place within a few weeks. You'll see. =)
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yes i lived there and them hoes only living there if u let them
got to draw a line in the sand
 
ok so im about caught up on the last week here @ riu and yea i gotta say donny u r all over the place dog. u shootin for a riu espy or somethin?
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
Not all 2-ply toilet papers are the same.


I will tell you what I hate.




Donny, get back in your box!
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It's when the glue machine is in poor tune, and when I start a virgin roll, it splits the plies and then I am left with two cometary tails of absorbent sheet that are noticeably out of phase. i mean, the perforations can be two entire inches out of lockstep. Then I have to puzzle out how to correct the situation, and when some pancake-house mud is rapidly cooling on the suburbs of my sphincter, it's just the sort of multitasking that i do not at all expect or appreciate. i haven't yet found a brand that does not throw me that intelligence test at the most inopportune and unwelcome of moments. cn
 
Is there some sort of significance to this 17th day in july? My redneck neighbor is lighting off mortars like it's 1776. Idiot!
 
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