Random Jibber Jabber Thread

see4

see4

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Flaming Pie said:
Imagine all you want. Doesn't make it true. lol

Where would all this air be coming from in your "imagination"?
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Well I would think your pussy is all stretched out due to the baby and all. Some of you gals get some serious roast beef after birth.. one would assume the queef factor is much higher after birth as well. Amiright?
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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see4 said:
Well I would think your pussy is all stretched out due to the baby and all. Some of you gals get some serious roast beef after birth.. one would assume the queef factor is much higher after birth as well. Amiright?
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Haven't given birth yet. 3 1/2 weeks from my due date.

Atm there is no space in my pussy. 1 finger is uncomfortable.

Idk about the after birth factor. But 6 weeks later and I should be good. I has strong muscles.
 
see4

see4

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Flaming Pie said:
I want to know why See4 thinks pregnancy causes queefs. lol
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Shouldn't you be explaining to me why you queef? How would I know? Im a guy. I dont queef. Unless I was transgender. Which Im not. I fart, and lately its been like hot garbage.
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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Two pregnancies here for me and no extra queefs. It's all about sexual position for me...I hate trying to explain those bloody things, I never know what to say. I just go with, "ohhh, that was noisy wasn't' it?"
 
see4

see4

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Flaming Pie said:
Haven't given birth yet. 3 1/2 weeks from my due date.

Atm there is no space in my pussy. 1 finger is uncomfortable.

Idk about the after birth factor. But 6 weeks later and I should be good. I has strong muscles.
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Oh nice! You getting the finger bang during pregnancy! Good for you!

I thought about making a sex toy website a while back. The girl I was dating didnt like the idea, so I didnt do it. But now Im thinking I should. I hear anal beads are the bees knees.
 
Flaming Pie

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“Firstly, it’s important for women to understand that the vagina is designed like a piano accordion – its actually designed to stretch open. Memories of trying to insert a tampon for the first time or the first sexual encounter may suggest to women that giving birth to a baby will be even worse. But the body is very capable and in fact designed to do this. Another help is that the baby is slippery, covered in vernix or at least wet with amniotic fluid. This lubrication will help the baby move through the birth canal.”
Not only is the vagina designed for the big stretch of childbirth only to bounce back again, but it has other hidden treasures, which many women have discovered.
“The result of vaginal birth is an increase in blood supply to the area. This can result in women becoming more orgasmic after vaginal birth. This effect may be reduced if the pelvic floor is weak, however a women’s health physiotherapist can teach women how to correctly exercise these muscles to improve strength.
The hormones of labour after a natural birth can leave women feeling incredibly empowered and more confident in their own abilities and their sexuality. Combined with the capability to be more orgasmic, many women find their sex life is better after a vaginal birth."
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found this ^
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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see4 said:
Oh nice! You getting the finger bang during pregnancy! Good for you!

I thought about making a sex toy website a while back. The girl I was dating didnt like the idea, so I didnt do it. But now Im thinking I should. I hear anal beads are the bees knees.
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Personally, I like the we-vibe. Best toy evaaaar
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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see4 said:
Shouldn't you be explaining to me why you queef? How would I know? Im a guy. I dont queef. Unless I was transgender. Which Im not. I fart, and lately its been like hot garbage.
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I have only queefed like 2 times. That was when me and hubby were having some wet sloppy sex.

Queefs are when air is forced into the vagina and the forced quickly out.
 
see4

see4

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Flaming Pie said:
I have only queefed like 2 times. That was when me and hubby were having some wet sloppy sex.

Queefs are when air is forced into the vagina and the forced quickly out.
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Oh I know what queefs are. Apparently a lot of the girls I have fornicated with queef. I wonder if its because of my girth and the positions I put them in sometimes. I remember one time, this girl was riding me.. well she was squatting over me riding me fast and hard... and mid stroke she let out a fantastic queef, blew the fucking hair on my balls.. needless to say my dick went limp... so after riding me for a while and queefing on my cock and balls, the poor girl had to suck it off until I got hard again. She let me throw it in her ass for queefing on me.

Side note: she was not a keeper. I mean dont get me wrong, she was hot. I only sleep with dimes. But god damn she was a freak. Almost a little too freaky for me. And she banged a lot of dudes.
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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see4 said:
Oh I know what queefs are. Apparently a lot of the girls I have fornicated with queef. I wonder if its because of my girth and the positions I put them in sometimes. I remember one time, this girl was riding me.. well she was squatting over me riding me fast and hard... and mid stroke she let out a fantastic queef, blew the fucking hair on my balls.. needless to say my dick went limp... so after riding me for a while and queefing on my cock and balls, the poor girl had to suck it off until I got hard again. She let me throw it in her ass for queefing on me.

Side note: she was not a keeper. I mean dont get me wrong, she was hot. I only sleep with dimes. But god damn she was a freak. Almost a little too freaky for me. And she banged a lot of dudes.
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I just googled and apparently, queefing is actually the guys fault for pulling out too far and forcing air in. Not much we can do about it when it decides to come out.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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HAHA!

I've seen porn where the crazy bastards try to emphasize the queef, "oh, you're making that pussy talk!" wtf?! I'm into some freaky shit, but that's honestly just too weird.
 
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