mrs sunnyboy and i went fishing one night last week. we went to a spot where the sign says "park closed dusk to dawn". so we're sitting there with our lines in the water, i just smoked a joint and here comes a deputy sheriff. the car pulls in and mrs sunnyboy says relax, they will just tell us to leave. i said you need to play dumb if they find this weed. it's mine and you didn't know about it. so finally after running our plates the deputy walks out to the pier. low and behold a gorgeous female deputy emerges from out of the darkness. i giggled a little bit as she walked over to us. it was chilly that night and we both had tooks and hoodies on so she probably thought we were guys as she had her hand on her holstered weapon. we put our hoods down as she came closer and you could see her relax when she saw we were women. she asked who the owner of the truck was and when mrs said it was hers the cop asked her birthdate lol. cop says park is closed. i said oh sorry i thought it was ok to night fish here. she says we like to keep this area clear at night as the kids come out here and do drugs. i said that's cool we can pack up and leave. she said no that's ok, you guys have everything set up, stay and enjoy yourselves, i will just make a note that i allowed you to stay so another deputy doesn't have to come out and check you guys tonight. this is where she turned and walked back off the pier, got into her car and drove off. followed by me sparking up another joint. it pays to look innocent (or look like that crazy indian couple)
