RainbowBrite86
Well-Known Member
I'm watching Pitch Perfect with my girlies and I can't help it...i'm bored...
All of a sudden I know how to use all cleaning supplies, where everything goes, and how to do laundry.nobody can clean the house faster then a guy expecting to get laid
Well, there's THAT foreplay, outta the question...It's true. I do shit skittles.
Or a guy who had the chance to watch porn, play some video games, had a beer, and do alittle gardening on a day off before the wife gets home.nobody can clean the house faster then a guy expecting to get laid
Dam it...I'm sick of you guys spying on me....shit...cant get away with nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolOr a guy who had the chance to watch porn, play some video games, had a beer, and do alittle gardening on a day off before the wife gets home.
You gotta be like super cool. But yeah that's how you do it. And give rollie a handy.Goddamnit, how do you get multiple quotes in your sig? Every time I try it tells me there is a 300 character limit.
Your sig is too long to add something elseGoddamnit, how do you get multiple quotes in your sig? Every time I try it tells me there is a 300 character limit.
Fuckin parents. I was gonna say I hope they get home, but on second thought some ppl. shouldn't be allowed to breed.Today I was woken up by a knock on the door and a young man trying to leave two little boys (toddlers) in their underwear with me. At first I was confused because he just kept telling me all the scary dangerous stuff they'd been out there doing by themselves...and then I realized why he was telling me...and of course I was like "ummm....those aren't my kids though..." Don't know who their parents are but whoever they are they were a ways off.
But tell me now. Was there maybe a split second in which your hindbrain screamed "my KIDS!!" ~ ? cnToday I was woken up by a knock on the door and a young man trying to leave two little boys (toddlers) in their underwear with me. At first I was confused because he just kept telling me all the scary dangerous stuff they'd been out there doing by themselves...and then I realized why he was telling me...and of course I was like "ummm....those aren't my kids though..." Don't know who their parents are but whoever they are they were a ways off.
DANG.....you would never cut it in flight training school....LOL and knocking one off in the bathroom by yourself does not qualify you for the Mile High Club....Muahaahahah But hey...nice try anyway!!! LOL6er of heineken and 2 benedryls is all i need to ride a plane. i think i even enjoyed myself up there. until they kicked me out of the bathroom. masturbating in the bathroom is 'frowned' upon. haha.
really though, do you have to have the riu app to load pictures from your phone?
added to my netflix queue thanksWatched this movie last night. Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[video=youtube;PkULMOFpuCo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkULMOFpuCo[/video]