Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Indagrow

Indagrow

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so i work with two smoke shows.. they are power closers or whatever and sell cars to men.. one is completely conceded and fake, for instance she is leaving to get her teeth pulled today at 2 and a customer is coming in at 1 so she jumped on the opportunity even tho she wont have time to do a full deal just so she can get half commission, i told the other sales girl to take the lead and not let julie(the bitch) take half her money...im leaving at three and know i wouldn't be able to do the deal so i didn't even jump at the chance, plus i already sold one today... either way her desk faces mine and im writing this hate note to you all while staring at this fake bitch.. oh and i took her car fox stuffed animal yesterday and gave it to my puggle to destroy... KARMA

ediT: i tell this girl her beauty is skin deep constantly, she is to much of a ditz to understand the saying... like really?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Fungus Gnat said:
That's how it always starts...then they end up chained in the basement with a ball gag in their mouth. Love is such a fickle thing.
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hahah im just going to convince her this job is not a good fit for her instead, i would be suspect number one if she ever went missing... no one gets why she sucks they are all caught up in her tits (which even i will admit are amazing) and her looks, and cant fathom why i dont like her, there is more than just looks that makes someone attractive they just cant get past the first part

it would go something like is there anyone who didn't like Julianne? no she was well loved everyone liked her... oh wait what about that guy at her job?
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Indagrow said:
and cant fathom why i dont like her, there is more than just looks that makes someone attractive they just cant get past the first part

it would go something like is there anyone who didn't like Julianne? no she was well loved everyone liked her... oh wait what about that guy at her job?
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I've told the popular good looking girl before that she's rotten on the inside and therefore not as good looking as she could be. I was immediatly looked upon as the big bad bully by mutual friends. People don't like the truth when they are trying to get inside someones pants.
 
Figong

Figong

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Indagrow said:
hahah im just going to convince her this job is not a good fit for her instead, i would be suspect number one if she ever went missing... no one gets why she sucks they are all caught up in her tits (which even i will admit are amazing) and her looks, and cant fathom why i dont like her, there is more than just looks that makes someone attractive they just cant get past the first part

it would go something like is there anyone who didn't like Julianne? no she was well loved everyone liked her... oh wait what about that guy at her job?
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hahaha.. If you ever need a crash course on forensic/criminal psychology and how to unravel their profiling methods, let me know.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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she is rotten i dont let people get away with that shit im the dude that calls people out on their flaws and wish others would do the same for me... i dont hate the girl, my girlfriend hates her.. she found some messages between us when i first started but i just hate that she could be a 10 but is a high four in my book and eleven in shallow peoples book
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Figong said:
hahaha.. If you ever need a crash course on forensic/criminal psychology and how to unravel their profiling methods, let me know.
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Ok, so I know a guy that's 35, lives with his mom still, and turned into a born again bible thumping zealot. Told me he's abstaining from sex until marriage now and hasn't done it in 3 years. ( I don't buy that part but maybe). Does this fit into some sort of profile?
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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the customer just came in for her... its a young guy and his pregnant girlfriend.. she is the one the car is for, this girl is never going to buy a car from julie let alone let her boyfriend sleep with her tonight the kids drooling over here i have the best seat in the house for the domestic dispute that is about to erupt once julie goes to get the car... CAN NOT WAIT
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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kinetic said:
Ok, so I know a guy that's 35, lives with his mom still, and turned into a born again bible thumping zealot. Told me he's abstaining from sex until marriage now and hasn't done it in 3 years. ( I don't buy that part but maybe). Does this fit into some sort of profile?
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chronic masturbator
 
Figong

Figong

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kinetic said:
Ok, so I know a guy that's 35, lives with his mom still, and turned into a born again bible thumping zealot. Told me he's abstaining from sex until marriage now and hasn't done it in 3 years. ( I don't buy that part but maybe). Does this fit into some sort of profile?
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Not any 1 that stands out, but profiles at some/any point could make little/very little distinction between observed behavior as it occurs and some of the psychodynamic processes which could tend to produce that behavior - which would make all the difference. That said.. would definitely keep an eye on that one, it sounds more than a bit out of place.. especially if it was just sprung on you and wasn't the part of any serious discussion leading up to it. Few key points would be missing, unless he's ex-mil. If he's ex-military, could start to exhibit some signs of PTSD due to what may have occured, and he's 'regressing' .. maybe not truly, but going back to where he thought a more sane or stable version of life was at one point in time and would be a 'rebuilding point' or a form of a stasis compared to what was previously known. (Assuming no bi-polar or multiple personality problems exist)
 
slowbus

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kinetic said:
Ok, so I know a guy that's 35, lives with his mom still, and turned into a born again bible thumping zealot. Told me he's abstaining from sex until marriage now and hasn't done it in 3 years. ( I don't buy that part but maybe). Does this fit into some sort of profile?
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leave me outta this ya big bully;-)
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Figong said:
Not any 1 that stands out, but profiles at some/any point could make little/very little distinction between observed behavior as it occurs and some of the psychodynamic processes which could tend to produce that behavior - which would make all the difference. That said.. would definitely keep an eye on that one, it sounds more than a bit out of place.. especially if it was just sprung on you and wasn't the part of any serious discussion leading up to it. Few key points would be missing, unless he's ex-mil. If he's ex-military, could start to exhibit some signs of PTSD due to what may have occured, and he's 'regressing' .. maybe not truly, but going back to where he thought a more sane or stable version of life was at one point in time and would be a 'rebuilding point' or a form of a stasis compared to what was previously known. (Assuming no bi-polar or multiple personality problems exist)
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No PTSD, that's what killed my brother, well led him to drink himself to death. This guy got caught up in the church and went way out there. No friends his own age anymore really, no military experience, but he was always easily duped, like how he had a room full of boxes filled with get rich scams as seen on tv.
 
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minnesmoker

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Ask her out. Seriously ... stay with me through this...

Ask her out, as nicely as you can. Flowers, dinner, a couple drinks -- a hidden webcam in the bedroom. Seduce her, put on your ABC face, and close that deal, son. On tape, as you are collecting the night's spoils, stop and tell her "You know, you are actually pretty chubby, that viagra I had to take to get it up for you is barely doing the job." Quick finish, and then start gargling with whisky. "Trying to get taste and thought out at the same time... I think you should go."

But that's me, and if there's one thing I know about me, no one should ever listen to my advice about getting back at someone else!
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Ive decided to try and sell the hydro setup i inherited. Whats a decent asking price for an eight bucket waterfarm with a 400 hps?
 
Figong

Figong

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kinetic said:
No PTSD, that's what killed my brother, well led him to drink himself to death. This guy got caught up in the church and went way out there. No friends his own age anymore really, no military experience, but he was always easily duped, like how he had a room full of boxes filled with get rich scams as seen on tv.
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Are those friends he does have much much younger? If so, profile for grooming is triggered given the other information you've shared... at least as something to watch, nothing I'd bet the farm on at any one point without seeing at least a base profile on the guy from a psychiatrist standpoint.
 
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