Random Jibber Jabber Thread
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OOBubblesOO
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Probably saved some mafuckas lives last night out in the middle of I-5.
No big deal.
No big deal.
ChingOwn
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You didnt even watch that shit? I bet Herby tries to commit suicide by sucking on his cord again.The Brave Little Toaster!! Goes to Mars.
Fuck you Netflix.
Diabolical666
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bahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa
420God
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Diabolical666
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call me butter...Im on a roll
neosapien
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My daughter poked me in the eye last night. Effectively cutting my top eyelid and scratching my cornea. Pros are my wife is taking care of the baby and waiting on me hand and foot and the Urgent Care place gave me percocet. Cons are I'm fucking blind in one eye. I probably wouldn't do it again.
Diabolical666
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oh shit dude sry that happened to ya. bust out the eye patch bro..eye patches are sexy dont let anyone tell you differently
6ohMax
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i know the feeling ..in a way.... a few years back i had a corneal ulser... thought i was going to have to get a cornea replacement... long story short something so small got into my eye ans scratched the fuck out of it...did they stick a yellow dye in your eye and use a blue light to check for scratches?
neosapien
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Yes. 2 years ago right before leaving for China my daughter did the same thing to me. History has a strange way of repeating itself. And @Diabolical666 let me see if I can find my eye patch from then.
420God
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Never let your guard down, especially at this age. My little one made a game of it and yelled "pink eye! " as she did it. Never bad enough to go to the doctor though. Enjoy being waited on!
neosapien
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Yeah man she so domineering she's got this thing that when she talks to you she wants you to look at her and if you're not looking at her she physically grabs your face and makes you look at her and instead of grabbing my face she grabbed my fucking eyeball.
Blue Wizard
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Got quite a bit done on the RV today and I would have gotten even more done but the windows are held in place with some weird square headed screws. I'm going to pick up a bit for them and get my cordless drill I left at work tomorrow and try to remove all of them, then I can start tearing the body off the frame.
Flaming Pie
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My daughter poked my eye jumping across the bed last week. Only hurt for an hour so I figured I was good.
ChingOwn
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wit so much drama in the RIU
its kind hard being ChingOwn with a double you.
but I I somehow some way
keep comin up with pimp ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's
and, make a few ends as I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
Yessi and baldrick got their own threads and they gettin it onnn
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I gotta desktop full of memes and my homeboys do to
so turn off the lights and grab your keyboards
But (but what) we dont love them whores
So we gonna smoke an ounce to this
G's up hos down while you mother fuckers bounce to this
its kind hard being ChingOwn with a double you.
but I I somehow some way
keep comin up with pimp ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's
and, make a few ends as I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
Yessi and baldrick got their own threads and they gettin it onnn
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I gotta desktop full of memes and my homeboys do to
so turn off the lights and grab your keyboards
But (but what) we dont love them whores
So we gonna smoke an ounce to this
G's up hos down while you mother fuckers bounce to this
Singlemalt
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ChingOwn
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Accidently mixed up a little too much azamax. How long will it stay good in the fridge?