Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[sunni]

hair straightener and parchment paper ftw
If you can't steal one from a girl they are about $25-$30
I thought it was too good to be true

The first time I pressed too long and vaporized the rosin, lol.

please dont steal our flat irons

buy a cheap on

i would slap you hard if you stole my 250$ flat iron than again mines a professional one

 

[Trousers]

my wife doesn't have one and was confused why I bought one.
If I stole hers, she would never know. I use parchment paper, no rosin left behind.

 

[Pinworm]

+points if you last longer than 20seconds

 

[Singlemalt]

1:07 and still playing

 

[Flaming Pie]

I'm gonna have to do something about that darn squirrel.

Hubby is getting sick. Can't have him move the traps or inspect, because he is kind of lazy. Can't be sure he will do a good job.

Got some ply wood to lay across the insulation so I can make it to the edge of the attic. Our friend is gonna get up there and help me. He knows alotabout roofs and attics and has dealt with mice and rodents before. His father in law used to be in animal control too.

I am hoping to have this sorted out in a week or two.

 

[Indagrow]

I like wine now.


Click my name, click ignore, continue life.

 

[curious2garden]

you still smell like a weiner. I've missed you bro. How is everything going?


Have your husband do it. We wouldn't want you to get hurt.

Fixed it for you, hun.

Missed ya pinnie what have you been up to? Some epic end of summer partying?

 

[curious2garden]

1:07 and still playing

With whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

[curious2garden]

I'm gonna have to do something about that darn squirrel.

Hubby is getting sick. Can't have him move the traps or inspect, because he is kind of lazy. Can't be sure he will do a good job.

Got some ply wood to lay across the insulation so I can make it to the edge of the attic. Our friend is gonna get up there and help me. He knows alotabout roofs and attics and has dealt with mice and rodents before. His father in law used to be in animal control too.

I am hoping to have this sorted out in a week or two.

You need @doublejj for this, borrow his Hawken

 

[ebgood]

God i love my wifes tacos. Now, time to blaze

 

[abe supercro]

Jehovah's showed up today. I said, didn't you guys stop by a few years ago? senior dude replies, "we try to stop back sooner than that."

I'll show those fuckers.

 

[sunni]

Must eat all the celery in the world

 

[mr sunshine]

took a selfie today.

 

[6ohMax]

please dont steal our flat irons

buy a cheap on

i would slap you hard if you stole my 250$ flat iron than again mines a professional one

 

[Blue Wizard]

+points if you last longer than 20seconds

Pinny! Where you been!?! I want you in my mouth....

 

[6ohMax]

 

[Hookabelly]

+points if you last longer than 20seconds

only made it to :45

 

[Hookabelly]

I am on a toast bender

 

[charface]

2 cups coconut water
1 banana
dash Cinnamon

Blend it
Make Popsicle

Suck it.

 

[undercoverfbi]

Damn my metabolism- I ate super spicy pizza not even 12 hours ago and it' already pushing through with the burn of a flamming bag of poop during the middle of a hot, steamy Kentucky afternoon.