Random Jibber Jabber Thread

dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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neosapien said:
A month before I turned 21, I was at a Tom Petty concert with my older sister and friends. I escorted my sister to get a beer. As we're walking back she asks me to hold her beer while she puts her wallet away. Just then an undercover walks up and asks me for ID. We tried to explain but he wasn't buying it. I ended up in the paddy wagon with an underage and a simple possession, mfer found the nugget in my cig pack. I got a lawyer and got it down to 2 disorderly conducts. Was already 21 at that time. Anywho, anytime I hear Tom Petty that's what I'm reminded of.
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Bummer. FTP...
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
A month before I turned 21, I was at a Tom Petty concert with my older sister and friends. I escorted my sister to get a beer. As we're walking back she asks me to hold her beer while she puts her wallet away. Just then an undercover walks up and asks me for ID. We tried to explain but he wasn't buying it. I ended up in the paddy wagon with an underage and a simple possession, mfer found the nugget in my cig pack. I got a lawyer and got it down to 2 disorderly conducts. Was already 21 at that time. Anywho, anytime I hear Tom Petty that's what I'm reminded of.
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Sounds painful, I'm sorry man
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Wtf stopped by one of my traps... i said fuck court. Ill take the failure to appear, its my bday afterall.
Anyway one these guys got the idea to whip up the biggest pancakes id ever seen, slather two in peanut butter, add 3scrambled eggs and half a can of refried beans and some salsa. Made a sandwich and topped it woth syrup

I cant decide of ots the most disgusting thing ever or maybe good. Im going in
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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qwizoking said:
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Wtf stopped by one of my traps... i said fuck court. Ill take the failure to appear, its my bday afterall.
Anyway one these guys got the idea to whip up the biggest pancakes id ever seen, slather two in peanut butter, add 3scrambled eggs and half a can of refried beans and some salsa. Made a sandwich and topped it woth syrup

I cant decide of ots the most disgusting thing ever or maybe good. Im going in
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I hope it tasted better than it looked. Was it good?
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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neosapien said:
A month before I turned 21, I was at a Tom Petty concert with my older sister and friends. I escorted my sister to get a beer. As we're walking back she asks me to hold her beer while she puts her wallet away. Just then an undercover walks up and asks me for ID. We tried to explain but he wasn't buying it. I ended up in the paddy wagon with an underage and a simple possession, mfer found the nugget in my cig pack. I got a lawyer and got it down to 2 disorderly conducts. Was already 21 at that time. Anywho, anytime I hear Tom Petty that's what I'm reminded of.
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3 months before my 21st some friends and i got caught drinking at a state campground. Ended up doing 80 hrs community service for it.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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When I was younger me,my cousin, and his neighbor were shooting a BB gun in the backyard. His back fence faced a street and not too far down was a police station. We are taking turns aiming at things, that got boring real quick and I just started shooting into traffic. I do it a couple of times and laugh, but nothing happened. Then finally it hit a car and smashed the passenger window. Next thing you know there are 10 cop cars surrounding the house with guns drawn!!! Holy fucking shit! Turns out, the car I hit was an undercover cop car!! What are the fucking odds?

I have to go to teen court and my defense was I was aiming at a squirrel that had been running on the fence and did not intend to hit a car. They believed me and I only got 15 hours of community service and completed it in a weekend.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Hookabelly said:
Zoe Jakes is the BOMB. I've taken her workshops. I am well versed in Beats Antique. A lot of B dancers use them for solo pieces. You have an eye for that attire? As in Tribal bellydance? I love it and wear much of it for street wear too. A lot of it is super heavy but there are some very comfy pieces to wear too.

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Been following them for years, an ex did a workshop too said it was great! Yeah I dono I think beats actually got me into it? Just a cool look IMO, can't hate the dancing too..

Didn't know you actually did what your avi and name would lead one to think.. That's strange even for the internet. There used to be a dude who said he sold treadmills, and looked like al bundy, and had admiration for john candy.... All false as far as I know
 
Trousers

Trousers

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qwizoking said:
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Wtf stopped by one of my traps... i said fuck court. Ill take the failure to appear, its my bday afterall.
Anyway one these guys got the idea to whip up the biggest pancakes id ever seen, slather two in peanut butter, add 3scrambled eggs and half a can of refried beans and some salsa. Made a sandwich and topped it woth syrup

I cant decide of ots the most disgusting thing ever or maybe good. Im going in
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Do I eat it, or did I eat it?
 
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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qwizoking said:
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Wtf stopped by one of my traps... i said fuck court. Ill take the failure to appear, its my bday afterall.
Anyway one these guys got the idea to whip up the biggest pancakes id ever seen, slather two in peanut butter, add 3scrambled eggs and half a can of refried beans and some salsa. Made a sandwich and topped it woth syrup

I cant decide of ots the most disgusting thing ever or maybe good. Im going in
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Happy Birthday!
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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squirrely-q is nowhere to be found upon arriving home from work. but no carcass, no distress calls, nothing. and a good portion of his avocado and dog food were consumed.

hopefully he is just out being a squirrel. the heating pad will be turned on for him tonight whether he is there or not.
 
6ohMax

6ohMax

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qwizoking said:
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Wtf stopped by one of my traps... i said fuck court. Ill take the failure to appear, its my bday afterall.
Anyway one these guys got the idea to whip up the biggest pancakes id ever seen, slather two in peanut butter, add 3scrambled eggs and half a can of refried beans and some salsa. Made a sandwich and topped it woth syrup

I cant decide of ots the most disgusting thing ever or maybe good. Im going in
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Damn son...that looks like what came outta my ass yesterday
 
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