Random Jibber Jabber Thread

ebgood

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Man im up too early for no damn reason. O well might as well post some shit, ive been kinda quiet here for a minute. But first...let me smoke a selfie
 

UncleBuck

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i was trimming all day yesterday and kept hearing distress calls from outside. thought it was my flock, but i kept looking and they were all fine.

then around 5:30, my wife is out on the deck while i am moving the sprinkler around and she got startled when she nearly stepped on a baby squirrel. our cats then tried to eat the thing before i pulled them off and put them all inside.

we did some research and decided that it was around 8-12 weeks and probably abandoned by momma. the thing is probably retarded too. it had no good sense to avoid cats or dogs or humans.

so i bring it an ear of corn from the garden and some peanuts. the little guy went to town on that and the distress cries stopped. before it got dark, i took a heating pad out there, picked him up, and put him on there. he scurried away though, and i did not expect to see him alive this morning.

to my great surprise, he was curled up under the heating pad, alive and alert, and looked at me with what i can only assume is the most grateful look a squirrel is capable of giving to a human.

still alive, suckas.






















@Garden Boss

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qwizoking

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Whats the best way to get blood out of a mattres?
Not like the light pink creamy blood from an odd sexual encounter..nore like ass blood, im not sure i woke up to it (xanax) and its pretty heavy. I was thinking of a few oxidizers and enzymes but was wondering of anyine had a good method



Oh and a side note. My girl made the best damn rice atole ever..got me a blunt, gonna be a good day
 

sunni

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Whats the best way to get blood out of a mattres?
Not like the light pink creamy blood from an odd sexual encounter..nore like ass blood, im not sure i woke up to it (xanax) and its pretty heavy. I was thinking of a few oxidizers and enzymes but was wondering of anyine had a good method



Oh and a side note. My girl made the best damn rice atole ever..got me a blunt, gonna be a good day
Go see a doctor if you're bleeding that much
 
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