Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Aeroknow]

You must be starving Because

She is fucking uglier than shit! But I'm hornier than a mother fucker rite now. Ask @AlphaPhase

 

[AlphaPhase]

Lmfao^^^ he needs a Latino Stat!!!!

 

[Aeroknow]

*latina^^^^^

 

[AlphaPhase]

Damn it, now your making me sound racist

 

[qwizoking]

Speaking of which..

I took 50mg of hydrocodone a little bit ago and now i cant keep my dick soft. It sucks cause my "professional" attire doesnt hide boners well





Also i agree. Im definitely racist, i love central/south american chicks

 

[AlphaPhase]

Did those two gorilla girls make it back to your place safe? I know they were in a plastic bag, but they still could breathe I think? They still alive?

 

[AlphaPhase]

Lol, I used to get opiate boners when I first was prescribed them , but after 4 years the fun ended

My first girlfriend was Spanish

 

[Indagrow]

Speaking of which..

I took 50mg of hydrocodone a little bit ago and now i cant keep my dick soft. It sucks cause my "professional" attire doesnt hide boners well





Also i agree. Im definitely racist, i love central/south american chicks

Tuck it, if that doesn't work ...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Speaking of which..

I took 50mg of hydrocodone a little bit ago and now i cant keep my dick soft. It sucks cause my "professional" attire doesnt hide boners well

Theres a thread for that, brah.
You need to rock a harsh milarken.

www.rollitup.org/t/your-favorite-way-to-hide-a-boner.875267/

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Does this still look good to anyone? Every now and then I have to check. Pretty sure it is the 2015 version of a leisure suit.

 

[Singlemalt]

Does this still look good to anyone? Every now and then I have to check. Pretty sure it is the 2015 version of a leisure suit.

The quantity is snack amount; presentation looks like stuff my daughters did when they were lil kids

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Does this still look good to anyone? Every now and then I have to check. Pretty sure it is the 2015 version of a leisure suit.

What is that, lamb 2 ways? I see the rack and the loin, a beet, some shrooms and some sauce. Looks like fucking candy land. No, it doesn't look good to me.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

What is that, lamb 2 ways? I see the rack and the loin, a beet, some shrooms and some sauce. Looks like fucking candy land. No, it doesn't look good to me.

Hare. But I was speaking of the presentation. Somebody should stick a fork in that sort of crap. fucking squeeze bottles.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Hare. But I was speaking of the presentation. Somebody should stick a fork in that sort of crap. fucking squeeze bottles.

Yeah looks like bullshit from 1996

 

[Singlemalt]

The ex took me to a new Res in town and they specialize in that sorta crap. I don't think I'm welcome back. After we left I took us thru the Carl's drive thru and got a "Six dollar" burger

 

[Trousers]

opiate boners are very similar to nap boners, which are the GOAT boners

 

[6ohMax]

when you are on pain pills you can have sex for ever ....i never cummed.....shits crazy

 

[Unclebaldrick]

The ex took me to a new Res in town and they specialize in that sorta crap. I don't think I'm welcome back. After we left I took us thru the Carl's drive thru and got a "Six dollar" burger

At least it wasn't "molecular".

 

[Blue Wizard]

Slow day today I guess.

 

[ebgood]

Tearin up sthe state fair. Its hot out this bitch!