Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

sunni

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Gary Goodson said:
I went and met my sons best friends dad yesterday. I was kinda nervous because I felt like if they find out how fucked up I am they wouldn't let him come over anymore. I would really feel like shit if my sons friend wasn't allowed over because of me.

So to be cool I said "hey bud, when I get there do you want to have a couple of beers? " he agreed and on the way I text and asked "what kinda beer do you like?"

Here is where I stopped worrying, ol dude replied "steel reserve" ... Turns out, he drinks hard core AND smokes weed AND does/did meth...

Wtf was I trippin foro_O
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how old is your kid?
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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sunni said:
ah fun age hopefully they dont get into the other dads metho_O
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Lol na they are good boys. My son has been in AP since kindergarten and he is already taking high school classes. Always all A's and has never been in trouble. I was nothing like that, I was already smoking weed, trying to drink beer, getting into fights, and finding my dads magazines to jerk off to. I'm fucked up but I don't let that bleed over into my parenting.

Regardless of what I just said I'm not oblivious to the fact that kids do things their parents don't know about, so I make sure to talk to my son about my mistakes and how Dad wants better for him. He is not the one I worry about, now my daughter on the other hand, she is throwed! That little girl drives me nuts! She wants to do what she wants to do. She is 10 and is a lil social butterfly, she is always getting into trouble at school and having to be moved for talking too much. About 2 months ago she punched another little girl in the face!
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Trousers said:
Steel Reserve is enjoyed in the finest alleys.
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Never heard of it, looked it up: This stuff is from Irwindale, CA.....Irwindale!
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/257/718/

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2.7/5 rDev +14.4%
look: 3 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3

I was bored and thirsty tonight in the Inland Empire due to the fucked up weather and suprise heat, so I cruised down to AM/PM. Being that it was on a whim and I didn't feel like spending the big bucks, I picked up a 3 pack of tall boys. What the fuck was I thinking? After the 1st tall can, I got nauseous and ended up puking just a bit. Possibly because of the foam? Who knows. Anyhow... Because I'm a bad ass, I continued. After the 2nd can; I was on a a decent one. So much that I walked inside the house and started playing some Johnny Cash on the stereo. I'm sitting here on the couch thinking "should I go gerab the third tall can?". I probably will and I will finish it. My review may seem shitty and it actually suits this bullshit brew. It fucking sucks in regards to taste and all the other categories, but what the fuck do you expect from it? It's a cheap, shitty lager. Strong as Satan's pitchfork and tastes like a hat full of Assholes...but what the fuck do you expect for the price. People rating this an lower than a 3 are all Assholes. It is what it is mother fuckers. You know what you got yourself into. Come correct with your judging you prissy fucks. I bought it for one reason and one reason only...to get smashed for the lowest price point possible. They make money and keep it on the market for a reason. Fuck it....I'm walking to my fridge as I type this, to grab that last tall can. Like Michael Buffer says, "IT'S TIME!!!!!!" I live around an awesome array of Micro Breweries and trust me, I Mich rather go there and indulge. However, the timing does not permit it.

This shit is insanely strong and will kick you in the balls. Better yet.... If makes me feel like a dinosaur. I'm in a slap fight and I'm a T-Rex... Just getting fucked up during this battle of Palms vs. Face. Did I expect any different? Absolutely not. Can cracked and I'm ready to go. Stogie is lit and it's time for battle. After all I've said...all I have to say is................

CashWaxRaw_187, Jun 09, 2015"
"
2.49/5 rDev +5.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

I remember thinking that this tastes like booze and cream corn... I don't remember much after that.

Furlinator, Jun 01, 2015"


lol
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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sunni said:
I certainly am not ganging up or meaning to offend but

If that kinda shit pisses you off about the resturant industry
Go start handing out resumes for new jobs now

Because you will not last that table of 30 , 20 mins before close is nothing like icing on the cake compared to some other shit you're gunna have to deal with
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Someone who is always bitching and moaning will continue to do so no matter where he works. Sounds to me like the guy is just a crybaby. Im out here soaking wet still getting rained on but i have a job to do and im not gonna whine about it. This dude is always crying about something.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Singlemalt said:
Never heard of it, looked it up: This stuff is from Irwindale, CA.....Irwindale!
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/257/718/

"
2.7/5 rDev +14.4%
look: 3 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3

I was bored and thirsty tonight in the Inland Empire due to the fucked up weather and suprise heat, so I cruised down to AM/PM. Being that it was on a whim and I didn't feel like spending the big bucks, I picked up a 3 pack of tall boys. What the fuck was I thinking? After the 1st tall can, I got nauseous and ended up puking just a bit. Possibly because of the foam? Who knows. Anyhow... Because I'm a bad ass, I continued. After the 2nd can; I was on a a decent one. So much that I walked inside the house and started playing some Johnny Cash on the stereo. I'm sitting here on the couch thinking "should I go gerab the third tall can?". I probably will and I will finish it. My review may seem shitty and it actually suits this bullshit brew. It fucking sucks in regards to taste and all the other categories, but what the fuck do you expect from it? It's a cheap, shitty lager. Strong as Satan's pitchfork and tastes like a hat full of Assholes...but what the fuck do you expect for the price. People rating this an lower than a 3 are all Assholes. It is what it is mother fuckers. You know what you got yourself into. Come correct with your judging you prissy fucks. I bought it for one reason and one reason only...to get smashed for the lowest price point possible. They make money and keep it on the market for a reason. Fuck it....I'm walking to my fridge as I type this, to grab that last tall can. Like Michael Buffer says, "IT'S TIME!!!!!!" I live around an awesome array of Micro Breweries and trust me, I Mich rather go there and indulge. However, the timing does not permit it.

This shit is insanely strong and will kick you in the balls. Better yet.... If makes me feel like a dinosaur. I'm in a slap fight and I'm a T-Rex... Just getting fucked up during this battle of Palms vs. Face. Did I expect any different? Absolutely not. Can cracked and I'm ready to go. Stogie is lit and it's time for battle. After all I've said...all I have to say is................

CashWaxRaw_187, Jun 09, 2015"
"
2.49/5 rDev +5.5%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.25 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5

I remember thinking that this tastes like booze and cream corn... I don't remember much after that.

Furlinator, Jun 01, 2015"


lol
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steel reserves are nasty.. it's like a mickys imo...what about those mad dogs? u should review those..I was always very impressed how high school girls could just pound them... I can't drink more then a few sips without throwing up...mad dogg 20/20 that shits dangerous it's
a cheap fruity flavored thick wine. You'll get loaded, try it...download.jpg
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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mr sunshine said:
steel reserves are nasty.. it's like a mickys imo...what about those mad dogs? u should review those..I was always very impressed how high school girls could just pound them... I can't drink more then a few sips without throwing up...mad dogg 20/20 that shits dangerous it's
a cheap fruity flavored thick wine. You'll get loaded, try it...View attachment 3441402
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I've tasted MD20/20. That was 20 yrs ago and I can still taste it. I feel so soiled. I have a friend who only drinks that when he wants alcohol...no beer, real wine, or hard stuff....just MD. The reason is he's a sugar freak
 
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