Random Jibber Jabber Thread

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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was doing some transplants and clones earlier this afternoon when the dogs started barking like crazy.

a couple of dudes were apparently riding motorcycles drunk and one of them crashed real bad right in front of my house. was just laying in the street with his bike on top of him, helmet and various other bike parts 50 yards down the street, seat in my driveway.

so his friend parks his bike in front of my house, lifts his friend's bike off of him, and rides away on it at high speed.

i decided to call 911 to get this guy some medical attention when a car pulls up out of nowhere, and some drunk dude hops out, lugs the unconscious biker off the road, and tries to get him into the car. he just about had him in when several cop cars rolled up on them.

for about an hour, i had a dozen cops and neighbors in my driveway filling out witness statements, about 12 feet away from the two dozen+ plants flowering in my garage, some of them ready to harvest. not to mention the couple pounds of weed drying upstairs.

good times on a friday afternoon.
 
see4

see4

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UncleBuck said:
was doing some transplants and clones earlier this afternoon when the dogs started barking like crazy.

a couple of dudes were apparently riding motorcycles drunk and one of them crashed real bad right in front of my house. was just laying in the street with his bike on top of him, helmet and various other bike parts 50 yards down the street, seat in my driveway.

so his friend parks his bike in front of my house, lifts his friend's bike off of him, and rides away on it at high speed.

i decided to call 911 to get this guy some medical attention when a car pulls up out of nowhere, and some drunk dude hops out, lugs the unconscious biker off the road, and tries to get him into the car. he just about had him in when several cop cars rolled up on them.

for about an hour, i had a dozen cops and neighbors in my driveway filling out witness statements, about 12 feet away from the two dozen+ plants flowering in my garage, some of them ready to harvest. not to mention the couple pounds of weed drying upstairs.

good times on a friday afternoon.
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The question on everyone's mind is, were your purple and bulbous when all this was happening? I mean as erect as one can be.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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UncleBuck said:
was doing some transplants and clones earlier this afternoon when the dogs started barking like crazy.

a couple of dudes were apparently riding motorcycles drunk and one of them crashed real bad right in front of my house. was just laying in the street with his bike on top of him, helmet and various other bike parts 50 yards down the street, seat in my driveway.

so his friend parks his bike in front of my house, lifts his friend's bike off of him, and rides away on it at high speed.

i decided to call 911 to get this guy some medical attention when a car pulls up out of nowhere, and some drunk dude hops out, lugs the unconscious biker off the road, and tries to get him into the car. he just about had him in when several cop cars rolled up on them.

for about an hour, i had a dozen cops and neighbors in my driveway filling out witness statements, about 12 feet away from the two dozen+ plants flowering in my garage, some of them ready to harvest. not to mention the couple pounds of weed drying upstairs.

good times on a friday afternoon.
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see4 said:
The question on everyone's mind is, were your purple and bulbous when all this was happening? I mean as erect as one can be.
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Were you masterbating in the front window again Buck?
 
see4

see4

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Has anyone ever scratched their ass, then casually made their way down to their asshole, then softly massaged the brown ring? And after a 2 minute anus massage casually ran their fingers across their nose to take in the anal essence?

Just curious, well, I mean I know someone that did it, and I uhhh, am asking for them. Because that's just weird... right?
 
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