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curious2garden

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Baby clothes shouldn't brag so much. Half the outfits I looked at today had ridiculous claims on them; such as "Mommy's Number One Draft Pick" or "Built Tough Like Daddy (insert wrench picture)". So I went somewhere else and they kept suggesting things as if I were some hipster - like moustaches and guitars n shit. But at least they weren't so conceited.

So I got him blue giraffes in sort of a Finnish Marimekko pattern and a seersucker jumper.
He needs this shirt:
 

curious2garden

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i just threw up in my mouth a little. verp (vomit + burp)
As I did when I recounted it. At the time I just said ewww. But I'd just gotten out of my sow bug eating stage. So who was I to criticize, as it were. I hated them but they paid great. Anyway I was allowed all the Schlitz I could drink (incentive for leaving the sow bugs and my mom's worm garden alone (do not ask)) -- always remember to never leave a hanging parend.

Oh yes so I'd be standing there silently ewwing while drinking on a can of Schlitz. I was not in school he was. I was dreading going seeing what it had driven him to.
 

UncleBuck

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How many trees total? Mr. Hooka planted over 1000 evergreens on our property years ago as part of a reforestation project in our county. I laughed at him initially, as the baby trees were the size of one tiny stick with needles on them. All grew but about 10%. They are now HUGE and give our place a nice privacy border of evergreens. What did I know?

We've got some killer plum trees. Flowered out early this year. I'm going to try and dry the plums. If the deer/bear don't get them all first.
14 trees total.
 

sunni

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This month has really been hard on me my grandmother died yesterday and I got laid off from my train job because an American company bought it out


All in the same day
 

Fungus Gnat

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This month has really been hard on me my grandmother died yesterday and I got laid off from my train job because an American company bought it out


All in the same day
I'm sure the train company will hire you back, at severely reduced pay and benefits.

sorry to read about your nonnie passing.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Update please.
Fever caused by a virus apparently. He spent all day yesterday with company being cute but started fussing around midnight. Despite the attempt by the hospital to admit him, we took him home with the consent of our Dr. (who was with her baby at a different emergency room last night). Highlight of the night (other than other people in the ER) was waiting for the baby to pee - holding a cup to his unit.

So he's here, his fever is down and he is wearing a Dinosaur sleeper.

Thanks for being concerned.
 

Dyna Ryda

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Sealed US Army Urinalysis bottles. ...... I bet this is at FT Carson heheheeh

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They probably "fell" out of the back of a helicopter, wouldn't be the first time something like that happened. We always looked out for each other when it came to piss test. We'd piss for each other, drop a box full of piss samples out the back, pretty much what ever it took to make sure no one (inside the circle of trust) got popped for pissing dirty.
 

Dyna Ryda

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Fever caused by a virus apparently. He spent all day yesterday with company being cute but started fussing around midnight. Despite the attempt by the hospital to admit him, we took him home with the consent of our Dr. (who was with her baby at a different emergency room last night). Highlight of the night (other than other people in the ER) was waiting for the baby to pee - holding a cup to his unit.

So he's here, his fever is down and he is wearing a Dinosaur sleeper.

Thanks for being concerned.
I'm curious what the pee sample was for?

Sorry to hear about your little one being sick, been there done that with late night ER trip, sucks bro.
 

Unclebaldrick

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@Dyna Ryda

Cultures.

Wow, it has been more than ten years (20?) since I have been in an ER. It made me recall Mr. Baltimore - a homeless guy I met in a DC ER late in a Friday night. I had thought leprosy was really rare in this country. But this ER wasn't that interesting.

Major bonus for us for refusing to admit him. No place better to catch something new than pediatrics.
 
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