Random Jibber Jabber Thread

james2500

Well-Known Member
good morning everybody, had a great time last night, I've discovered maple syrup makes a great hair conditioner….today i plan on baking my silkworms and making a nice cover for the collective on the helicopter I'm building in cannibineer's secret hideaway…everybody have a good day.
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
I've been busy filling my lungs with plaster dust. Guh. Then the old man gave me a tube of polyfiller that was past it's best and has set like concrete and can't be sanded down. Doh. Getting paid for it though.

I've been unemployed for over a month now, but i might be going and getting my old job back. Already quit twice :D New ownershpip this time though, although apparently the new chef is an absolute prick and my former colleague stated i would "hate him". Ah well, just do a couple of shifts to buy some crimbo pressies
 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member
Been smoking mostly Indica dominant hybrids for the last few months but just came across a bunch of sour D yesterday :cool: Getting ready to initiate take off and float away bongsmilie
 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member
Drug agents seize airplane carrying $175,000 worth of marijuana

Read more: http://www.pjstar.com/article/20131211/NEWS/131219786/1998/NEWS#ixzz2nThXL4CS By Matt Buedel and Andy Kravetz
of the Journal Star

Posted Dec. 11, 2013 @ 4:13 pm

PEORIA — Drug agents seized an airplane and a cache of marijuana worth an estimated $175,000 on Tuesday as a pilot and passenger stopped to refuel.​
Acting on information from other agencies like Illinois State Police Air Operations, the Peoria Multi-County Narcotics Enforcement Group intercepted the aircraft about 8 p.m. and ultimately found 70 pounds of suspected "high-quality" marijuana in single-pound packages in duffel bags.​
"The plane had raised the suspicion of Illinois Air OPS," said P-MEG Director Dave Briggs on Wednesday. "The plane had been tracked out of California."​
Arrested were James M. Epperson, 69, of St. Petersburg, Fla., and Georgette T. Heard, 57, of San Diego, Calif. Heard was booked into the Peoria County Jail on charges of manufacture or delivery of more than 5,000 grams of marijuana and possession of 2,000 to 5,000 grams of marijuana. She was released on a notice to appear.​
Epperson made an initial appearance before a judge Wednesday and was formally charged with possession of more than 5,000 grams of marijuana, a Class X felony punishable by 6 to 30 years in prison. He was ordered held on $100,000 bond.​
Epperson additionally had two $100,000 warrants out of Cook County for delivery of a controlled substance, but it was not immediately clear if those warrants were still valid, Briggs said.​
The pair was en route to the East Coast and made the unscheduled stop in Peoria to refuel at Byerly Aviation. Briggs said at no time was the plane or its contents subject to automatic search by Transportation Security Administration officials or others in Peoria.​
"He didn't have to go through security at the Peoria airport or anything — this was normal procedure," Briggs said.​
After the pair landed and they were taken into custody for questioning, authorities learned Epperson did not have a valid pilot's license. A drug-sniffing dog alerted on the plane.​
"We developed enough information to obtain a search warrant for the plane," Briggs said.​
The aircraft — a Piper Twin Comanche — also was seized and may be subject to forfeiture proceedings.​
 

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
There's a general store on a Indian reservation.
Big Chief Wampomm goes in to get toilet paper.
Big Chief Wampomm tells the clerk he need toilet paper for whole tribe.
The clerk asks what kind, we have Charmin, Angel soft and the no name kind.
Confused the chief ask why no name toilet paper.
The clerk explains the no name toilet paper is cheaper because it has no name or special wrapper.
Big Chief Wampomm like, take enough for whole tribe.
Well, a couple weeks go by before the cheif shows up at the store.
Big Chief Wampomm have name for your no name toilet paper!
The clerk laughing asks, Oh yeah what kind of name did you come up with?
Big Chief Wampomm and whole tribe call your no name toilet paper,
JOHN WAYNE toilet paper.
The clerk asks why on earth would you name it John Wayne? Big Chief Wampomm says "Its rough, Its tough and IT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF NO INDIAN!!!!!!!!
 
Top