I use to work for pizza hut when I was about 16 too! I would drop acid and work, one time around Halloween I was working while tripping, and I broke out a black marker and colored my eyebrows into a uni-brow, and drew a turd on my chin. I was called poop chin berserker that year... I answered the phone as such, and dealt with customers accordingly! Some people just didn't understand! I had purpose. I can't tell you what purpose that was today, but back then it made so much sense. I was the best damn employee the ever saw! A legend, a man, berserker!