Random Jabber Jibber thread

[sunni]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit lately

always on the holidays if people could stop taking their own trauma and sadness out on others be cool

Big applause for all the help lately from the cool cats tho

 

[raratt]

 

[srh88]

I missed some shit

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Flesh-Eating Bees Renounced Pollen for Rotting Meat

A bizarre species of tropical bee has evolved to eat dead animals.

gizmodo.com

"While ordinary bees have pockets on their back legs to store pollen as they flit from flower to flower, the vulture bees have repurposed the stores as “little chicken baskets,"

That’s crazy.

 

[riuoldmember]

foreskin is the best

 

[ANC]

I missed some shit

that is always best

 

[ANC]

Illinois Judge Rules Weed Odor is Not Probable Cause For Searches

Illinois has ruled that the smell of cannabis alone is not enough to search a vehicle. This is in line with the state's current stance on cannabis possession.

hightimes.com

 

[jerryb73]

Big pimpin in the rental. Mines not big enough



Happy thanksgiving fam

 

[ANC]

And the pic I forgot! A moon dog (a paraselene) bright enough to snap. Moon is out of frame left.

View attachment 5031658

Desert sky report

Yesterday, good skies. Three fighter types, a KC-10, and Yellow Bird, a T-6 Texan in immaculate and correct paint with one Navy(?) star under the right wing. It comes through at altitude, maybe 15000 feet, and I have not had a good look at the tail or side markings. But it’s been through for the last several days, from south and then kicking around north and east. I’m thinking this is some sort of air tour outfit, with the frequency and similarity of flights. That radial is audible a long way out!

As much as I hate flying, I love flying these old girls in any war game I can find.
The US planes are always a treat to use.
I probably have over 100 planes in War Thunder.

 

[shortlove927]

So I have to change cell phone plans (AGAIN), today. I made an appointment yesterday and the power went out (it rained). So today I have to do that. I think right now I'm going to smoke with my second cup of coffee. I can't see how my being high could make this clusterfuck worse? What do you all think?

Where do you live to keep changing phone plans? Wow! Happy thanksgiving tho!

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Illinois Judge Rules Weed Odor is Not Probable Cause For Searches

Illinois has ruled that the smell of cannabis alone is not enough to search a vehicle. This is in line with the state's current stance on cannabis possession.

hightimes.com

now if they could just get rid of the 100 other bullshit pretext reasons they use to do whatever they want...

 

[ANC]

 

[neosapien]

Why oh why, does a chocolate candy bar melt in my truck so effortlessly? Yet when I try to nuke some in the microwave it is reduced to a pile of ash and rubble? What are these complexities of life that dog me so and leave me with an infinite feeling of emptiness?

 

[Laughing Grass]

Why oh why, does a chocolate candy bar melt in my truck so effortlessly? Yet when I try to nuke some in the microwave it is reduced to a pile of ash and rubble? What are these complexities of life that dog me so and leave me with an infinite feeling of emptiness?

leave the chocolate bar in its wrapper and melt in water in the microwave.

 

[neosapien]

leave the chocolate bar in its wrapper and melt in water in the microwave.

Are you trying to fucking kill me!!

 

[Laughing Grass]

Are you trying to fucking kill me!!

No purposely.

 

[ANC]

At school there was a girl with a huge scar down her cheek, I think they tried to microwave whole eggs...

 

[BarnBuster]

Ready for another intrusion into your life from the "G"? Be on the lookout for this survey, (BB got one today). LOTS of personal questions

https://ask.census.gov/prweb/PRServletCustom/app/ECORRAsk_/YACFBFye-rFIz_FoGtyvDRUGg1Uzu5Mn*/!STANDARD?pzuiactionzzz=CXtpbn0rTEpMcGRYOG1vS0tqTFAwaENUZWpvM1NNWEMzZ3p5aFpnWUxzVmw0TjJqV3Y5LzFuVytzYTRRK3V3Qm11eEw2*#

 

[lokie]

Ready for another intrusion into your life from the "G"? Be on the lookout for this survey, (BB got one today). LOTS of personal questions

https://ask.census.gov/prweb/PRServletCustom/app/ECORRAsk_/YACFBFye-rFIz_FoGtyvDRUGg1Uzu5Mn*/!STANDARD?pzuiactionzzz=CXtpbn0rTEpMcGRYOG1vS0tqTFAwaENUZWpvM1NNWEMzZ3p5aFpnWUxzVmw0TjJqV3Y5LzFuVytzYTRRK3V3Qm11eEw2*#

Questions that are not germane get answered. Who is available to contradict my answer.


The last form that asked my occupation got filled in as "Wet Nurse"

 

[Grandpapy]

And I thought it was the weed.