Random Jabber Jibber thread

Singlemalt said:
Vacuum, with the brush. It's easier and quicker if you have a backpack vacuum
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I'll bet that will tickle.:P
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This just reinforces my thinking that there are some REALLY stupid people, on the planet Earth....

Couple trying to get pregnant for 4 yrs were having anal sex, she was still virgin

Ok, since I'm a newb, I can't post the link. Just Google it, if you need a laugh....
 
Dougnsalem said:
This just reinforces my thinking that there are some REALLY stupid people, on the planet Earth....

Couple trying to get pregnant for 4 yrs were having anal sex, she was still virgin

Ok, since I'm a newb, I can't post the link. Just Google it, if you need a laugh....
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Reminds me of one I heard about in Japan, no idea if it was true or not but it was from a LOT of years ago, when a couple wondered why, no matter how hard they tried, could not produce a kid. All sorts of tests were done, there was no issue with her eggs or his tadpoles, and they eventually figured out the reason was because he was banging her belly button....
 
Roger A. Shrubber said:
get some shredded beef and stick it in there without telling your sister, she how she likes it without knowing
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She became a vegan in her late 20's, she knows what it tastes like and she won't be eating any of the stuff she brought because they were leftovers. She has no idea how to cook small portions for some reason and there was half a large pan of the stuff leftover. Whenever she cooks you could feed an army with it.
 
some spices don't scale, it's not a mathematical progression, it's a geometric progression. you have to learn which is which, then you can start cooking smaller amounts. fresh black pepper is a for instance, an 1/8th of a teaspoon is enough for a single portion, quadruple the portions, but only double the black pepper. tumeric, allspice, nutmeg are all like that, and others, to varying degree.
tell her to experiment, just wait till she leaves to throw the stuff away. till she starts getting it right.
 
About that dream... From what I remember, I was shopping at some store and I was looking at carb rebuild kits for the holley carb I have on my deathmobile (which I've already rebuilt) and a group of guys started some shit with me. Just shit talking really and one of them, who looks like the bass player from Red Fang is being wheeled around on a dolly like Hannibal Lector but he's like catatonic or something.

So while the others aren't looking I cut his head off (no blood or anything) then place his head back on his shoulders and I book it down another aisle. Me and my friend are laughing like crazy about it (he showed up out of nowhere) and we start playing these tiny hand held games by the front checkout and they wheel the dude by and he is super pissed I cut his head off but he can't talk or anything.

I should also point out that on the way to the front there was a display showing Carlos Mencia's new stand up album sponsored by Chupa Chups. Somehow I end up at my friends house and I'm hiding from the guy who's head I chopped off, he grew little arms and legs out of the bottom of his head and he has a knife. My friend distracts him by selling him some NFL team blankets that he was apparently looking for but I'm like hiding in those blankets and my friend pulls them out anyway. I have a machete but the guy doesn't seem to want to kill me anymore, then I woke up. There was also a lot of boring shit where I was just shopping in that store, I think someone tried to sell me a new car while I was in there too.
 
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