I need a good way to to make someone's life unpleasant who lives on the other side of the country. Something that's really mean, I can claim responsibility for in the future and won't get me in legal trouble. My unemployed loser uncle who I've never met and never talk to got my facebook account locked then bragged about it. It's been locked for two weeks and I found out today that they won't unlock it because the last name doesn't match my id.
I have his address and the best I've come up with is sending an ultrasound photo and congratulations to the new daddy card to his girlfriend, but that doesn't seem nearly mean enough. I'd really like to retaliate so he never considers interfering in my life again.