Random Jabber Jibber thread

tyler.durden

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I'm playing a wedding/cocktail hour gig tomorrow at a downtown hotel, as per usual on NYE. I usually get out relatively early, pick up some great take out, and head home before all the drunk freaks come out to drive. A married ex gf asked me to come to her big NYE party, but it is SO not my scene. I asked if I went would I get a great midnight kiss??? She said of course, a long private one. I wasn't really expecting that answer. Now I'm tempted to go, and perhaps cuckhold her husband. Let's see how drunk I get...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I'm playing a wedding/cocktail hour gig tomorrow at a downtown hotel, as per usual on NYE. I usually get out relatively early, pick up some great take out, and head home before all the drunk freaks come out to drive. A married ex gf asked me to come to her big NYE party, but it is SO not my scene. I asked if I went would I get a great midnight kiss??? She said of course, a long private one. I wasn't really expecting that answer. Now I'm tempted to go, and perhaps cuckhold her husband. Let's see how drunk I get...
I believe even in no-holds-barred the cuckhold is an illegal move.
 

dangledo

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Exactly, these are the pitfalls you expect that make other's weed worrisome unless you know the other and their growing philosophy.
Almost everything that gets shipped East to the Midwest has mold, shit or moth eggs.

Ill occasionally get a call when someone thinks they have something special calling it dispensary weed. I just tell them it's dispensary all right, dispensary rejected.

I absolutely refuse to smoke anyone else's stuff unless i know them.
 

ANC

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For propensity, I will share my grandma's ginger biscuit recipe.
You know how kids hate anything ginger..... not this type though.
I would yearn for 3 months until we could make the long road to grandma's every time.

Grandma Maggy could outcook any 5-star chef I know using nothing more than a singe gass plate.
She looked like she was a good 300 pounds or more.
2 tbsp ginger powder
3 lb flour
4 cups sugar
1lb golden syrup
1llb margarine
5 eggs
1packet baking soda
1 pkt. cream of tartar
Mix everything together and let it cool in the fridge before laying out on a greased baking plate in small cookies as they tend to swell a bit during baking.
These things are addictive old-time masterpieces. The recipe is still from back in the days when used pounds in South Africa.
 

Grandpapy

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For propensity, I will share my grandma's ginger biscuit recipe.
You know how kids hate anything ginger..... not this type though.
I would yearn for 3 months until we could make the long road to grandma's every time.

Grandma Maggy could outcook any 5-star chef I know using nothing more than a singe gass plate.
She looked like she was a good 300 pounds or more.
2 tbsp ginger powder
3 lb flour
4 cups sugar
1lb golden syrup
1llb margarine
5 eggs
1packet baking soda
1 pkt. cream of tartar
Mix everything together and let it cool in the fridge before laying out on a greased baking plate in small cookies as they tend to swell a bit during baking.
These things are addictive old-time masterpieces. The recipe is still from back in the days when used pounds in South Africa.
3 lbs of flour? How many grandkids she have?:lol:
 

Singlemalt

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I'm playing a wedding/cocktail hour gig tomorrow at a downtown hotel, as per usual on NYE. I usually get out relatively early, pick up some great take out, and head home before all the drunk freaks come out to drive. A married ex gf asked me to come to her big NYE party, but it is SO not my scene. I asked if I went would I get a great midnight kiss??? She said of course, a long private one. I wasn't really expecting that answer. Now I'm tempted to go, and perhaps cuckhold her husband. Let's see how drunk I get...
Don't wear your favorite hat
 

Olive Drab Green

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I kind of wonder what would happen if I were to cross that Killer Malawi x A5 Haze to the rare Japanese hemp and inbreed for potency and A5 pheno. My real plan is to just slap it with OTH pollen or Kali Mist F2 (..Starting to lean Kali Mist for trippyness) and inbreed from there, and the Japanese hemp is a nonmedicinal project I thought I might pick up due to USA legalizing hemp, inbreeding the Hokkaido hemp. Just something I had considered. I don’t really know what it would do, otherwise. What do you guys think?

More than likely going to stow a mother cut with a friend and make seeds with the Kali Mist F2. I also think it might be interesting to hit the Japanese hemp with the OTH pollen. The 6-8 week hemp might shorten the flowering time of the haze, then I can inbreed.
 
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Olive Drab Green

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The Japanese Hemp wasn’t selected specifically for low THC content and tends to have slightly more than Western Hemp. I wonder if I can breed potency into it. Apparently Japanese people go to jail for harvesting the female flowers of this plant from the wild, so there might be something to it. In any case, I want to try.
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“Japanese culture has a tradition of hemp use dating back at least 10,000 years, with scientific certainty of its cultivation on all its islands for more than 2,000 years, and in particular on the northern island of Hokkaido, the Japanese prefecture that has traditionally grown more hemp since time immemorial. In fact, cannabis grows wild in Hokkaido, with authorities having to eradicate nearly a million plants every year.

There is no scientific or cultural evidence of the psychoactive use of cannabis in Japan, although this doesn’t mean it can be ruled out completely. Because, although in this country cannabis has been cultivated mainly for textile use, it wasn’t until after WWII that Japan finally regulated cannabis for THC content, and cannabinoid analyses carried out on varieties growing in Hokkaido (both hemp and wild) over the last 2 decades confirm that Hokkaido cannabis has low THC and CBD values, but not null, indicating that the traditional varieties from Hokkaido were probably never intentionally selected in order to completely eradicate their cannabinoid production.

This cannabis strain from Hokkaido grows with a strong and corpulent bearing, with broad leaves and fat stems, growth characteristics that are traditionally associated with Indica varieties. The general appearance and leaf morphology of this Japanese variety bring to mind the indica phenotype of our China Yunnan, although the Hokkaido has darker leaves, greater vigour, longer node spacing and greater branching.

On the other hand, this variety from Hokkaido shows semi-autoflowering characteristics, meaning that outdoors it starts flowering not long after the summer solstice. It has a spiky floral development that reminds us of sativas, producing few trichomes on the ovaries. The flowering develops very quickly, maturing in only 6-8 weeks.

All this leads us to think that this variety is probably related to the old hemp varieties grown in Hokkaido. Its lack of, or very low hermaphroditism is a sign that there has been human intervention at some time in its development. Genetic analyses performed on this variety indicate that it is a uniform variety, homozygous and with very little genetic variation, with a rare and unique genotype, not related to other varieties of European or Russian hemp, so the origins of this variety suggest that it is more related to Chinese or Korean cannabis varieties.

Although this variety does not have notable psychoactive or terpene qualities, it may be of interest to breeders of low cannabinoid hemp, in search of stable, fast-ripening varieties for medium latitudes (40º-45º), and for cannabis scholars and preservationists, since the HIHA (Hokkaido Industrial Hemp Association) has recently signed an agreement with the French government to introduce new European hemp varieties with very low THC content (less than 0.2%) in Hokkaido, meaning that the old varieties of traditional hemp on the island could be replaced and extinguished in the short term.“
 
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