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mr sunshine

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I like watching real homemade type of porn. Not into that bright studio produced shit. It's hard to find the right one, if the chicks hot but has nasty grimy fingernails I'll keep on looking. I guess what I'm trying to say is finding the right porn to jackoff to is nearly impossible with the amount of options that there are.
 

Singlemalt

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I like watching real homemade type of porn. Not into that bright studio produced shit. It's hard to find the right one, if the chicks hot but has nasty grimy fingernails I'll keep on looking. I guess what I'm trying to say is finding the right porn to jackoff to is nearly impossible with the amount of options that there are.
I don't like any porn that has beige gruel (like oatmeal,etc) in it; and chicks that have let nailpolish chip off
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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That's one thing we've all talked about is splitting the business in 2 but then they would win again by making me pay for something that I should by right already have. They didn't have to pay for shit. My cousins were just handed a business that I helped build before they even got there. On pride alone I couldn't do that.



Neither uncle would ever let that happen. They're in cahoots. I actually have looked into minority loans a little bit.
do you own your own service equipment of do they own it? if you own it...fuck them, take your friend and your best accounts and just quit paying the leeches to get fat off of your work......if they own it, how much would it cost you to buy your own?....
 

2rollingstoned

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Bought two Christmas cacti! My grannie used to always have a blooming Christmas Cactus every year and it just takes me back to childhood when the old timers all had plants galore in the house. One is medium size and the other small. Both are hot pink and full of blooms. I read about the care of them and discovered they need 12/12 lighting to encourage them to bloom starting around Thanksgiving every year! I am familiar with this lighting schedule 8)

Some succulent looking, organic, boneless roasted chicken thighs with roasted asparagus, carrots & sweet potatoes for dinner this evening. Still organizing my house and working in the basement rearranging and getting winter garden gear together.

Hope yall are having a damned fine day so far - peace & love :joint::peace::leaf:
 

tangerinegreen555

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I like watching real homemade type of porn. Not into that bright studio produced shit. It's hard to find the right one, if the chicks hot but has nasty grimy fingernails I'll keep on looking. I guess what I'm trying to say is finding the right porn to jackoff to is nearly impossible with the amount of options that there are.
You know that reminds me.
I made a real homemade porn film or 3 like 30 yrs. ago. I wonder if they're worth watching or do they need more time?

My dog jumped up on the bed in one of them, but he didn't get any. That may have been the best part. Do you have any idea how hard it is to direct a real homemade porn film with one camera on a tripod?

You have to reposition shit constantly for the camera, it becomes a burden to come.

The things we do in the name of history.
 

Singlemalt

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You know that reminds me.
I made a real homemade porn film or 3 like 30 yrs. ago. I wonder if they're worth watching or do they need more time?

My dog jumped up on the bed in one of them, but he didn't get any. That may have been the best part. Do you have any idea how hard it is to direct a real homemade porn film with one camera on a tripod?

You have to reposition shit constantly for the camera, it becomes a burden to come.

The things we do in the name of history.
Coitus interruptus , hehehe
 

neosapien

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do you own your own service equipment of do they own it? if you own it...fuck them, take your friend and your best accounts and just quit paying the leeches to get fat off of your work......if they own it, how much would it cost you to buy your own?....
They own the actual equipment such as poles, hoses and pumps etc. But every single tool is mine. And comes back with me at the end of every season. Just in case. The actual equipment doesn't cost all that much really. Poles, attachments, hoses and pump could probably all be had for about 1k. It'd be building stock on replacement parts to have on hand that would add up.
 

Bareback

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You know that reminds me.
I made a real homemade porn film or 3 like 30 yrs. ago. I wonder if they're worth watching or do they need more time?

My dog jumped up on the bed in one of them, but he didn't get any. That may have been the best part. Do you have any idea how hard it is to direct a real homemade porn film with one camera on a tripod?

You have to reposition shit constantly for the camera, it becomes a burden to come.

The things we do in the name of history.
I know a guy that used to produce pron flicks, but the local chics he was using......were totally bow wows, holy shit they was ugly. I don't know if he ever sold anything but I do know he made a bunch of 'em.
 

Indagrow

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You know that reminds me.
I made a real homemade porn film or 3 like 30 yrs. ago. I wonder if they're worth watching or do they need more time?

My dog jumped up on the bed in one of them, but he didn't get any. That may have been the best part. Do you have any idea how hard it is to direct a real homemade porn film with one camera on a tripod?

You have to reposition shit constantly for the camera, it becomes a burden to come.

The things we do in the name of history.
Yes its a pain in her ass I just found that mirrors work excelent you get two angles for every shot..I'm not a huge fan of the behind shot I'm just not proud of my hooch and I have a hairy ass. But the girls are all pretty the true smokeshows wouldnt let me film as they jave carrers and figured I'd leak them once the inevitable happened and they where right bit I could have a mean montage of the Boston sports team cheerleaders.. The only one I'm missing is the revs but I dont think spccer has cheerleaders?
 

2rollingstoned

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The VERY WORST part of getting old is reading the obituaries and seeing your friend's name there.

People dying is a fact of life but damn when ya start to get old it seems like its every week I know folks who passed away.

My family and close friends are mostly dead now. No amount of money and material shit can make up for the fact they aren't here during the holidays. Thanksgiving and Christmas has turned into small dinners for two and watching tv all day.

If you have friends and family left, tell them you love them.

RIP Becky....

 
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