Random Jabber Jibber thread

Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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Roger A. Shrubber said:
there's always good music out there. the problem used to be finding it at all. now, the problem is picking the diamonds out of the flood of shit that's available.
three accordion lessons and the tabs for lady of spain aren't youtube worthy......
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That still sounds 100 times better than the absolute garbage the tenants at that shithole I used to work at listened to.

Some generic drum beat sound file playing in the background while someone who has never played an instrument in their life fucks around on a keyboard. Then you add someone monotone talking the lyrics like Ben Stein, not singing them, talking them and sounding like they are reading it off a cue card so they don't forget mid sentence. The lyrics are usually about selling drugs, using drugs, having sex, killing people or all of the above. Then just auto tune it.

I think the appeal those crack heads and freon huffers (seriously, these fuckers huffed freon) had for that shit was that the lyrics were extremely explicit and that somehow made them badass by extension. I could shit out better music in my sleep and I use the term music as loosely as possible.
 
ANC

ANC

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One day we went to visit my Grandma who lived by the sea... I was in my twenties already, and we visited there like every 3 months or so as it was quite remote...

Anyway when we got there, instead of the white beach we were used to, the whole beach was flat rocks like those, just not round... we brought a bunch home.
The sand came back and I've never seen em again.
 
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