Random Jabber Jibber thread

[charface]

I love this part: "In addition, medical costs and materials are low – a significant benefit in a public health system strapped for cash – with operating times quicker and an abundance of the inexpensive, mild-tasting tilapia fish readily available from Brazil’s rivers and fish farms"

Yeah, there is so much about the article I love.
Like the part where their all like
"We usually just throw the skin away"

 

[Singlemalt]

Yeah, there is so much about the article I love.
Like the part where their all like
"We usually just throw the skin away"

They'll have to rewrite and update all the old tuna jokes

 

[charface]

They'll have to rewrite and update all the old tuna jokes

Yep, I don't know where to start.

Shes probably all spawned out anyway

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL!

 

[Singlemalt]

Just dangle a big ol nightcrawler and she's raring to go

 

[Singlemalt]

Save a lot of money for anniversaries; hell with the jewelers go to the bait shop

 

[charface]

Save a lot of money for anniversaries; hell with the jewelers go to the bait shop

She would be great on a fishing trip.
She could attract the fish, and being from a third world country she most likely has worms. ..

Alright, now I've gone too far.
Sorry mom

 

[Singlemalt]

Lol

 

[curious2garden]

I love this part: "In addition, medical costs and materials are low – a significant benefit in a public health system strapped for cash – with operating times quicker and an abundance of the inexpensive, mild-tasting tilapia fish readily available from Brazil’s rivers and fish farms"

Abundance of Piranha too. Wonder how they work on the menu. Have to text daughter she'll know.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Abundance of Piranha too. Wonder how they work on the menu. Have to text daughter she'll know.

I hear they like to order duck

 

[Singlemalt]

Wait for it:


segue to Vagina dentata!

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

no....just no...

 

[mr sunshine]

I seen too short perform yesterday. Guy pulls up in a party bus 2 hours late with 6 bitches... drunk as fuck, slurring like a muthafucker.

 

[Purpsmagurps]

I seen too short perform yesterday. Guy pulls up in a party bus 2 hours late with 6 bitches... drunk as fuck, slurring like a muthafucker.

thats funny lol

 

[Purpsmagurps]

WHATS MA FAVORITE WORD?

 

[Gary Goodson]

WHATS MA FAVORITE WORD?

Dix

 

[Purpsmagurps]

Dix

couldn't resist saying dick couldn't you

 

[Gary Goodson]

couldn't resist saying dick couldn't you

And you couldn’t resist taking it...



Could ya?

 

[Purpsmagurps]

nope . cant fucking resist the dick. lol.

 

[Purpsmagurps]

Have you ever double teamed a girl and got off by your weiners touching? I bet you have