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v.s one

v.s one

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Man I waited 2 long hours to get home and drop a deuce. I just can't shit at the store or any where else. Well I got about block away and it knew it was almost home and started to peak it's head out. I run in holding it . I get to throne and have the best feeling ever. With my lip twitching think to myself it was worth the wait. All of a sudden I feel something moist and sticky hit my balls. I look in the shitter and see a turd the size of a babies leg. :o:o:o:spew::spew::weed:
 
Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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v.s one said:
Man I waited 2 long hours to get home and drop a deuce. I just can't shit at the store or any where else. Well I got about block away and it knew it was almost home and started to peak it's head out. I run in holding it . I get to throne and have the best feeling ever. With my lip twitching think to myself it was worth the wait. All of a sudden I feel something moist and sticky hit my balls. I look in the shitter and see a turd the size of a babies leg. :o:o:o:spew::spew::weed:
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Sounds like your baby was crowning!
I've had them launch & splash before I could even sit down. 8)
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Was going to get my sister a vape for her new apartment apparently her landlord is a nice lady but hates the smell of smoke (dosent mind the act just the smell) so she wants a vape and it's great Xmas gift. I've been making the weed juice or oil whatever you want to call it for a group of my friends for years and have gotten pretty good at it being consistent and not falling out of suspension... So I use smile.amazon and have the proceeds go to certain charities so I prefer to use Amazon HOWEVER I can't find ANY Vapes on there and I'm not sure why maybe the batteries? I can find stickers for Vapes all day but no actual units... Any ideas??? Anyone have a preference on a semi adj not the style you load up but actually has a cartridge I can fill for her and lasts ?

Thanks for the time to read that and any input you may have
 
Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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Indagrow said:
Was going to get my sister a vape for her new apartment apparently her landlord is a nice lady but hates the smell of smoke (dosent mind the act just the smell) so she wants a vape and it's great Xmas gift. I've been making the weed juice or oil whatever you want to call it for a group of my friends for years and have gotten pretty good at it being consistent and not falling out of suspension... So I use smile.amazon and have the proceeds go to certain charities so I prefer to use Amazon HOWEVER I can't find ANY Vapes on there and I'm not sure why maybe the batteries? I can find stickers for Vapes all day but no actual units... Any ideas??? Anyone have a preference on a semi adj not the style you load up but actually has a cartridge I can fill for her and lasts ?

Thanks for the time to read that and any input you may have
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Just buy a good battery that has adjustable voltage, then buy the tanks & cartridges that fit your specific needs. (Everyone wants something different.)

I've used an eGo twist for a while and it's never failed. Great for concerts or anywhere you want to be discrete but still have a good time.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Chunky Stool said:
Just buy a good battery that has adjustable voltage, then buy the tanks & cartridges that fit your specific needs. (Everyone wants something different.)

I've used an eGo twist for a while and it's never failed. Great for concerts or anywhere you want to be discrete but still have a good time.
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I'll look into it! she uses it for sleep and wants a no hassle just hit the button and sleep haha she's an Icu nurse and has crazy schedule but I'll try a bit more On Amazon and keep that name handy there are a bunch of vape places around me I just have the same experience every time I go into one and it's the epitome of that a vape kid is ..

I may just have to bring her in and maybe they will be too nervous to talk our ears off and we can be in and out
 
charface

charface

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Most people know I avoid stupid conflict, however I have my limits.

This according to Wikipedia:
Bug Tussle got its name after an early settler climbed a nearby mountain and said the people below looked like "bugs tussling".

I looked this up today after remembering my Grandfather telling me the true story when I was a little dude.

The people who named the place stumbled on a dung beetle struggling to roll some poop over a small mound of dirt causing one of them to remark
"that bug is having a hell of a tussle"
And so it was called bug tussle.

I will not sit quietly whilst net nerds
Water down our cultural myths with their highbrow horse shit.

 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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v.s one said:
Man I waited 2 long hours to get home and drop a deuce. I just can't shit at the store or any where else. Well I got about block away and it knew it was almost home and started to peak it's head out. I run in holding it . I get to throne and have the best feeling ever. With my lip twitching think to myself it was worth the wait. All of a sudden I feel something moist and sticky hit my balls. I look in the shitter and see a turd the size of a babies leg. :o:o:o:spew::spew::weed:
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My brothers the same way, can't shit anywhere. I always assumed it was because he had a small penis. I don't give a fuck, I take shits everywhere...
 
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