Random Jabber Jibber thread

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I think we've all been there. We were at Vons yesterday (I was tossing the local stores hunting for my zero coke with coffee) and the hub bought two Danishes. I thought well that's smart one for today and one for tomorrow, nope, turns out two are a single serving for him!

When Samuel L. does commercials.

 

[curious2garden]

When Samuel L. does commercials.

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His being retired has wreaked havoc on his diet. However I have a suspicion I was simply not read into what he actually ate during the day.

 

[neosapien]

I had visions of the lonely wife whose robe fell off at the door when paying for the pizza, but an older waitress works.

 

[Singlemalt]

When Samuel L. does commercials.

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That's from Trader Joe's, it's pretty good; but yes it says family of three if they are hamsters.

 

[BarnBuster]

High court reimposes Boston Marathon bomber's death sentence

The Supreme Court has reinstated the death sentence for Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. The justices, by a 6-3 vote Friday, agreed with the Biden administration’s arguments that a federal appeals court was wrong to throw out the sentence of death a jury imposed on Tsarnaev for his role in

apnews.com

 

[BobBitchen]

FIS Freeride World Tour by Peak Performance on Instagram: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. "

223K likes, 2,358 comments - freerideworldtour on March 4, 2022: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. ".

www.instagram.com

 

[DarkWeb]

FIS Freeride World Tour by Peak Performance on Instagram: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. "

223K likes, 2,358 comments - freerideworldtour on March 4, 2022: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. ".

www.instagram.com

Show off

 

[Laughing Grass]

You unknowingly touch on a lot of aspects of my life quite often it seems dear grass. lol. I was a pizza hut delivery driver my senior year of high school. We did not have said cheez it pizzas. And I've never eaten pizza hut since. But! I did have a well known fling with one of the older waitresses and felt like such a badass. And! we did have a well known local scandal involving the regional manager, alcohol and underage girls!

 

[Chunky Stool]

Old shower caddy

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

FIS Freeride World Tour by Peak Performance on Instagram: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. "

223K likes, 2,358 comments - freerideworldtour on March 4, 2022: "Wildcard announcement @zian_ct has discovered a new rider and potential challenger for the #FWT22 World Title. ".

www.instagram.com

Wow!

 

[Crumpetlicker]

Does anybody here fold their toilet paper and do you wipe from the front to the back or the back to front?

 

[DarkWeb]

Does anybody here fold their toilet paper and do you wipe from the front to the back or the back to front?

 

[Laughing Grass]

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Settled in 1891

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Does anybody here fold their toilet paper and do you wipe from the front to the back or the back to front?

If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?

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B - only a Neanderthal (or a monkey) would choose otherwise.

 

[DarkWeb]

Settled in 1891

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Turns out, that's bogus......

History Of Toilet Paper

www.toiletpaperhistory.net

 

[Crumpetlicker]

If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?



B - only a Neanderthal (or a monkey) would choose otherwise.

24 hour banking? I haven't got time for that!

 

[DarkWeb]

If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?



B - only a Neanderthal (or a monkey) would choose otherwise.

That'll get you ripped sheets. A is much better for a clean rip....

 

[Laughing Grass]

Turns out, that's bogus......

History Of Toilet Paper

www.toiletpaperhistory.net

Nope

US465588A - Toilet-paper roll - Google Patents

 

[DarkWeb]

Nope

US465588A - Toilet-paper roll - Google Patents

You didn't read the article

 

[Laughing Grass]

You didn't read the article