Random Jabber Jibber thread

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Got one....

 

[Laughing Grass]

Got one....

They're made here in Toronto. $40 is a little steep for a gag gift or I'd buy a bunch.

 

[DarkWeb]

They're made here in Toronto. $40 is a little steep for a gag gift or I'd buy a bunch.

Love the "tens of hrs" comment. LOL

 

[curious2garden]

Drove into Los Angeles yesterday. Drove through downtown LA twice (GPS gave the wrong directions and I was on autopilot -- not paying attention).

Drove into Santa Monica, hugged and said goodbye to my kids while wearing a respirator. I was worried it would scare the baby (me looking and sounding like Darth Vader). Baby was fine with it and she has 2 lovely new teeth.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

So glad you finally got to see them.
Missing family is the toughest thing about this whole deal.

 

[raratt]

@shrxhky420 CDF is hitting the fire east of you with the DC-10 heavy air tankers from Sac. They have a few of smaller ones also.

 

[curious2garden]

So glad you finally got to see them.
Missing family is the toughest thing about this whole deal.

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I'll miss them but I can't blame them a year surfing Maui is hard to pass up.

 

[shrxhky420]

@shrxhky420 CDF is hitting the fire east of you with the DC-10 heavy air tankers from Sac. They have a few of smaller ones also.

I think they are trying to keep the fire from jumping the freeway (152).

We have a small station in San Martin, I think, Morgan Hill? I don't know. But we also have a small airport in San Martin. Yesterday I saw a helicopter taking off, it looked like it was heading towards Santa Cruz.
I've seen all kinds of tankers and helicopters stationed out there. It's distracting because it's right off 101. Anytime something is coming in for a landing or taking off, people start slowing down to watch.


SH420

 

[lokie]

I think they are trying to keep the fire from jumping the freeway (152).

We have a small station in San Martin, I think, Morgan Hill? I don't know. But we also have a small airport in San Martin. Yesterday I saw a helicopter taking off, it looked like it was heading towards Santa Cruz.
I've seen all kinds of tankers and helicopters stationed out there. It's distracting because it's right off 101. Anytime something is coming in for a landing or taking off, people start slowing down to watch.


SH420

Fuckin rubberneckers.

This would be worthy of slowing down for.

 

[raratt]

I think they are trying to keep the fire from jumping the freeway (152).

We have a small station in San Martin, I think, Morgan Hill? I don't know. But we also have a small airport in San Martin. Yesterday I saw a helicopter taking off, it looked like it was heading towards Santa Cruz.
I've seen all kinds of tankers and helicopters stationed out there. It's distracting because it's right off 101. Anytime something is coming in for a landing or taking off, people start slowing down to watch.


SH420

The smaller tankers are refilling at Hollister. Edit: They have the 747 on it now also.

 

[raratt]

This would be worthy of slowing down for.
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The national car in Saudi Arabia is a Toyota hi-lux pickup with the orange stripe. I was driving to work once and saw a camel head sticking up over the hood of one of them as it was riding in the back going down a freeway. I guess it isn't just dogs that want their face in the wind.

 

[lokie]

The national car in Saudi Arabia is a Toyota hi-lux pickup with the orange stripe. I was driving to work once and saw a camel head sticking up over the hood of one of them as it was riding in the back going down a freeway. I guess it isn't just dogs that want their face in the wind.

Transporting livestock is important.

 

[cannabineer]

Transporting livestock is important.

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the classic Camel Tow

 

[raratt]

the classic Camel Tow

Ah shit...lol

 

[Chunky Stool]

the classic Camel Tow

Humping to please.

 

[cannabineer]

Humping to please.

Pleasing to hump, not so much

 

[raratt]

Pleasing to hump, not so much

Ladders aren't very sturdy....

 

[cannabineer]

Ladders aren't very sturdy....

Thus the Ottoman

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'm racing to keep up here . . .

The Ottoman Empire.
And much like that one, I’ll see myself out now.

 

[Grandpapy]

Thus the Ottoman

New batch of oil?