Random Jabber Jibber thread

Me cat lady and a next girl who's cousin I know are chilling. A ligeon lands and cat lady goes "hey guys look at that pretty brown bird"

Someone looks at her with a straight face and goes "that is a pigeon"

I dropped my beer and began laughing ao fyxjing hard
 
mr sunshine said:
What you guys know about locking yourself in the restroom and throwing full force power punches at flys.40 minutes later Flys all dead and I'm extremely sweaty,. I knock them out then I step on them.. #training



little fast muthafucker gave me trouble , I stalked him down though and connected with a left cross..
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Some wise old Yoda shit, right thurr.
 
I haven't smoked in almost 2 mths so decided to make some edibles, they never really worked for me in the past so I was just figurin I'd still have to eat a bunch so I put a oz of trim I to a cup of butter and made some brownies, I got high as hell from just eating a tinny crumb of a piece I have a new respect for edibles now didn't think smoking daily would effect how potent they can be
 
mr sunshine said:
What you guys know about locking yourself in the restroom and throwing full force power punches at flys.40 minutes later Flys all dead and I'm extremely sweaty,. I knock them out then I step on them.. #training



little fast muthafucker gave me trouble , I stalked him down though and connected with a left cross..
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Flyweight division?

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Scrappy opponents!

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Don't ever punch someone directly in the mouth, go for the underside of the jaw, where the "button" is. You don't want teeth in your knuckles, that shit can get infected.
 
Put the dark lord back on the road.. Found two bottles of black ink in it.


In other words I've been going out to my truck to drink wine all day, I've got one bottle down so far @1:20. Gotta save the other one for the junk yard, gotta pick up some parts for @420God and myself. Did you break your hood latch level yet? I also need the plastic bit that goes above the back window inside in red, but I digress

Maybe I only need a half bottle for the yard be right back
 
Indagrow said:
Put the dark lord back on the road.. Found two bottles of black ink in it.


In other words I've been going out to my truck to drink wine all day, I've got one bottle down so far @1:20. Gotta save the other one for the junk yard, gotta pick up some parts for @420God and myself. Did you break your hood latch level yet? I also need the plastic bit that goes above the back window inside in red, but I digress

Maybe I only need a half bottle for the yard be right back
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Nope. Is it something I should worry about? I can pin the hood if need be.
 
420God said:
Nope. Is it something I should worry about? I can pin the hood if need be.
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I'd recommend lubing the line..mine came broken, and I broke another.. Just the setup of the latch isn't ideal in my mind they could have put a second more into the design. I used a cable lubricating thing I have and it seemed to rectify it. Just where the line connects inside it breaks and you can just pull the line i wouldn't be too worried..i do live closer to the ocean maybe that's why I dono
 
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