I was following this thread earlier today and had many laughs and was glued to it until my phone died...(bar time)
Anyhow, I had a roommate about 12 years ago who was an old friend. I let him stay with me after he did 3 years because we were old homies.
Anyway, I would get home around 5pm from my job and this dude would be cooking up ramen with mayo, tuna and god knows what?
This only happened a couple of times, but he was like " dude you want some?"
I pretty much said " that looks and smells fucking gross" lets go to Chilli's (