Quick Fix! What to do when out of goodies!!

KlokEule

Member
ELLO! Well ive been without the ganja and other goods for a long long time now and ive found my cure! ^,^ I didnt wanna try the bs hebal buds and other nonsense and waist my hard earned money. So i looked into meditation and such. Eventually i found binuaral beats, basicly two frequencys played together to create another frequency that triggers your brain to release certain chemials such as serotonin, dopamine, dmt, ect....based on that frequency that can put one such as my self into a desired state of conciousness with nomours other physical effects to. So of course the smarties took advantage of these frequencys and they are now available to the public (unlike in the past when they where used as theraputic tools only) so im just spreading the word to my fellow stoners because this is a wonderful thing to have! It can mimic the effects of bassicly any drug out there based on its frequency...some sound louder and some sound deeper, some cause hallucinations, some kill pain... ect. So here is the website i tried out and you can take my word that they work, some websites offer the same thing but i dont know for sure if it is a scam or not so personally, im staying with my dealer... plus they have an iphone app!! ^,^ at the bottom of the page will be the link to the quick hits section, they are extremly cheap and nice quick fixes. And if you would like to "sample" your product before purchase -wink wink- you can download the computer program that you listen to the binuaral beats from on there website for free which comes with two sample.

Ok so for these to work you need to be in a relativly dark location with your eyes closed and focasing solely on the beats! So once you take an entire dose you can do two things 1) Get p and have a hella fun time or 2)Dose again and get uber uber high :D Now! Click the link and get high!

http://www.i-doser.com/affiliates/jrox.php?id=5542_1_tlid_32

Have Fun!! ps... i recomend the opium quick fix!
 

Lalaporo

Well-Known Member
I actually frequently use these! They work if done right, damn awsome for something you can get without leaving your beanie bag!
 

Urca

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he's not trying to sell you anything... it really is free, and even the stuff you have to pay for is cheap... the only thing is, it doesnt work
 

Urca

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ha the free samples are only for alcohol, sleep, and contentment. personally, its a bunch of bs, but maybe it works for certain people
 

Killer Vanilla

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i dont believe it works for anyone, only people who are stupid enough to placebo themselves and believe anything there told :O
 

KlokEule

Member
listening to the alcohol one right now, and honestly, not having an effect.
It's not working because your doing it wrong, your supposed to have your eyes close and focasing on the beat and nothing else! And your not getting high off music, it's the binaural beats that trigger you brain to release serotonin, dopamine and other chems just like the real thing
 

KlokEule

Member
No! The marbles are out of the sack! XD The drug market is and always will be there, just like the farmers market

btw if you bill gates is reading this and you wanna spend 200$ i reccomend the hand of god! ;) or you can go the other rout -whistles-
 

fatality

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i closed my eyes and listened.... birds chirping so i focused on that particular beat......it was stunning, i am baked...... lol j/k
 

Urca

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haha i drank a whole bottle of wine and listened to the beat and I WASNT DRUNK.... so... this shit doesnt work
 
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