Quick Fix Fail Me! FUK Pre-Employment Drug test

I follow the instructions 100% temp was good everything........ Came back Fake Piss is what the lady told me on the phone...
Im 24 256 pounds i was at 320 last summer im losing it slowy but it seems it takes me 2-3 months before im not pissing thc.....


Obamacare kicked in and the job i was currently working at cant afford insurance so to bypass the new laws they cut everyones hours to 29
i can't work there becase what i make i pay in gass to go lol anyone know a quick way for a fat guy to piss clean or any ideas on how to

buy someone else piss...keep it warm in your ball sack or armpit

ps...all this bullshit testing is provided by workmens comp insurance discounts/the fuckers need to exclude weed or 1/2 of america will not be working

Instead of pissing in the cup.. shit in the cup.

ColdHearted said:

FUK LABCORP

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I follow the instructions 100% temp was good everything........ Came back Fake Piss is what the lady told me on the phone...
Im 24 256 pounds i was at 320 last summer im losing it slowy but it seems it takes me 2-3 months before im not pissing thc.....


Obamacare kicked in and the job i was currently working at cant afford insurance so to bypass the new laws they cut everyones hours to 29
i can't work there becase what i make i pay in gass to go lol anyone know a quick way for a fat guy to piss clean or any ideas on how to

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....see! you ain't the only one, many low end jobs now do drug testing, not as a way to find out if you are a druggie but as a control tool to new or lower down staff, you don't see bosses piss tested to you ???
thats just the start once you have passed the drug testing next they come down on your rights, pay minimum wage, and so to fire your ass, should you even look like going to the union.

Avoid any and all future drug tests, see any attempt to drug test you as a violation of your human rights, which surprise surprise is true!! as per above screwing you over the drug test was just for starters, why should you cheat on this, as next week they will only come down on something else, business has gotten mean these last few years, but they only hurt themselves, go get a proper job, something in the fresh air and to keep you fit

I mean there is like quick drug detox thing out there Google is your friend

When dealing with things like synthetic urine you are at the mercy of the retailer. If Spectrum Labs has a recall the retailer should be ontop of it to protect their customer base and henceforth their bottom line. I've included a link of recalls from spectrum. I would cross reference it with what you purchased or casually check the product your retailer of choice is selling. Sorry to hear of your poor fortunes and your shitty ass employer that would cut hours to 29. In all honesty you are most likely better off finding a different employer because I know a bunch that didn't do that at all. Good luck with everything
http://www.urineluck.com/recall-list-i-17.html

Oh and one more thing, the employer mandate has been delayed in the affordable care act, so if it's actually true what you are saying about the 29 hour thing your employers are morons and expect you to be even larger of a moron.

Double edit: Most people are at the mercy of the retailer, experience being the teacher I do know some people have the wear with all to check dates and recall.

Did you use the formula that has the urea additive?