Private Investigator

Flaming Pie

Well-Known Member
See which area he is watching... Often times its the backward area they watch... Head rests block view of occupants from the rear, and they watch mirrors, not directly. Or through the back of a tinted window. If the front of his car is facing toward your place, chances are its a house/people that live someplace beyond the back of his vehicle, a few houses down typically. If you have double lane parking on your street, he would more than likely be on the opposite side of the street from the house he is watching...

Just by seeing how they are parked, and thinking like a CI would think, you will be able to narrow the window of what you think he is up to. If you can do it with no one watching, see if you can figure out the geometry of his rear and side view mirrors, they will more than likely all be pointed towards the same object, if they are, that is the target area.

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Dang that was detailed..

Hmmm his back windows are tinted.

I bet if I took the dog for a walk on the opposite side of the street I could figure out which house it is. Just walk until I can see his face in the side mirror.
 

guy incognito

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I would go out and do some really weird and suspicious things. I would need a friend for this, but I would go outside with a large envelope and hide it somewhere while being real shifty eyed. Then I would go inside. Then I would have my friend come by and pick up the money, and leave a package of some sort. Then I would go out and retrieve said package, all the while pretending not to see this person in the car. I would probably think of other suspicious activity too.
 

2rollingstoned

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I just plain old don't want some stranger parked in front of my house day and night. It's creepy no matter who the hell it is. I would mow my grass and turn the mower just so it would blow that shit all over his car. :bigjoint: It may be harmless but he could be harmless elsewhere, park on down the street or get the grass treatment. Yippy ki yay mofo!
 

TheSnake

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I sat in worse doing repo's.. All the sales here were used cars year 2000+ I used the cars from the lot to do repo's with dealer plates and all..

Our car lot kept a key (clients knew) and if they missed a payment we took it and informed the P.D in case the car was reported stolen.. 80% of my repo's were done in the day at work or at home and the clients were aware of the lot's policy on getting the car back..
Dangerous biz...
Ghetto mofo's selling crack don't make payments and you gotta roll up jack it up and take off hoping someone does not open up an ak on your ass. Shit, sounds kinda fun. lol
 

2rollingstoned

Well-Known Member
If and when he moves again, park your car in that spot for a few days so he has to park elsewhere and bite his nails and rub one out or wtf ever he's doing out there. I don't want anyone sitting around my place monitoring anyone.

The banana in the tailpipe was great I agree...Beverly Hills Cop. I would put a banana in his tailpipe and laugh hysterically like Eddie Murphy. He has the best laugh!

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JackTheBongRipper

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Have your hubby go out and offer him a nice cold glass of water and some sandwiches, maybe a little chit-chat.... while you sneak around back with the bananas.

Just a tiny word of caution though. I would guess that many if not most PIs have their concealed carry license. I wouldn't do anything too weird or could be mistaken as threatening.
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
Want my way to get rid of him, crazy style?

Grab a couple pics... front/back of car... try to get decent "close up" style pics. Then go offer him some water or something to drink, be nice, smile. Next get a pic of him in the mirror "creeper style" so it looks like he took it.

Next, post on CL, M4M "Anonymous head: Here I am, come get some head: I'm in my car waiting at (insert intersection) No questions asked, you must have it out when you get in the car, walk up, get in passenger seat. If the door is locked, knock with your cock. (Use pics in ad to identify "cock monger")

Bet he parks somewhere else...

EDIT: Yer a chick, you have natural stalker instincts*... You could have fun with this, update the ad as he moves around, maybe lojack his ass, so you can peg him whenever he stops...

*That's a compliment!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Want my way to get rid of him, crazy style?

Grab a couple pics... front/back of car... try to get decent "close up" style pics. Then go offer him some water or something to drink, be nice, smile. Next get a pic of him in the mirror "creeper style" so it looks like he took it.

Next, post on CL, M4M "Anonymous head: Here I am, come get some head: I'm in my car waiting at (insert intersection) No questions asked, you must have it out when you get in the car, walk up, get in passenger seat. If the door is locked, knock with your cock. (Use pics in ad to identify "cock monger")

Bet he parks somewhere else...

EDIT: Yer a chick, you have natural stalker instincts*... You could have fun with this, update the ad as he moves around, maybe lojack his ass, so you can peg him whenever he stops...

*That's a compliment!
Trouble is, if this is the endgame of a major stakeout by the agencies, that won't lead to a good end. You really don't wanna fuck with the bigs. They have multiple and collateral ways of ruining your whole day, and won't hesitate. Stay safe.
 

minnesmoker

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Trouble is, if this is the endgame of a major stakeout by the agencies, that won't lead to a good end. You really don't wanna fuck with the bigs. They have multiple and collateral ways of ruining your whole day, and won't hesitate. Stay safe.
Remember, my advice is the gift (curse) of the monkey paw. I'd still play it that way, but, I'm a bit more tech. geek than most, and would pin it on a neighbor I didn't like, just in case...
 

guy incognito

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Lets get to the bottom of this. What state are you in? I need to look up specific laws. I still can't believe there is a law against sitting in your car on a public street. Well...maybe loitering, but outside of that I don't see what the issue is or why you would need to register with the police department for that. Accessing databases that aren't available to the public would be something that makes sense for something that requires a PI license. It also seems to make sense that to own a legal company that provides PI services, it would be a good idea to have some kind of standards they need to operate under (hence a license) but I know many states do not require it.

But more so than that I can't believe any investigator licensed or not would have to report his activities to the police, especially before hand.

So when he calls the police to check on him, what are the police going to say? "Yeah, jonny told us he was going to be sitting in a car on your street for like 30 hours this week. its cool"? Police can't be bothered with real crime most of the time, I doubt they give 2 shits what every PI is doing in their car at every moment as long as it doesn't interfere with any police investigations.

Why not just make a big sign that points to the car and says "there is a PI in here watching you". Or just threaten to make one. I would think a large sign pointing him out just might ruin his cover.
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
Trouble is, if this is the endgame of a major stakeout by the agencies, that won't lead to a good end. You really don't wanna fuck with the bigs. They have multiple and collateral ways of ruining your whole day, and won't hesitate. Stay safe.
Forgot one thing... Since he clearly stated that he's a Private Investigator, and NOT law enforcement, you have no legal obligation to "protect their secret" or "not interfere." Even if they are LEO. Of course, I don't mind taking on a pack of dogos argentine, just because I'm right (and bored.)
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Lets get to the bottom of this. What state are you in? I need to look up specific laws. I still can't believe there is a law against sitting in your car on a public street. Well...maybe loitering, but outside of that I don't see what the issue is or why you would need to register with the police department for that. Accessing databases that aren't available to the public would be something that makes sense for something that requires a PI license. It also seems to make sense that to own a legal company that provides PI services, it would be a good idea to have some kind of standards they need to operate under (hence a license) but I know many states do not require it.

But more so than that I can't believe any investigator licensed or not would have to report his activities to the police, especially before hand.

So when he calls the police to check on him, what are the police going to say? "Yeah, jonny told us he was going to be sitting in a car on your street for like 30 hours this week. its cool"? Police can't be bothered with real crime most of the time, I doubt they give 2 shits what every PI is doing in their car at every moment as long as it doesn't interfere with any police investigations.

Why not just make a big sign that points to the car and says "there is a PI in here watching you". Or just threaten to make one. I would think a large sign pointing him out just might ruin his cover.
All i know in canada they need to inform the local authorities that they are doing PI work in the city. of course might be different from america
 
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