Privacy, Friends and Your Significant Other

a few years ago at 3 AM i heard someone bangin on my front door. i got outa bed and walked up to the door and saw that it was my friend who was just dropped off by a police car.


I asked him what was goin on.


he told me that he got in a huge fight with his g/f and that she had gone nuts throwin plates at his head and shit.

and so the cops had showed up. they said that they need to stop fighting and disturbing people. when he asked why they were fighting, and what the big fuss was about. his gurl looked at him and was like "Matt!! dont say anything!!!! dont tell him Matt!!!


my buddy looks over at the cop and back over at her. back over at the cop. Finally he tells the cop that the reason they were fighting is because he didnt feel like having sex that night and appearently she didnt like that and somehow it ended up with this crazy bitch throwin plates at his head. lol


anyway cop drove him to my house to separate them for the night lol


I always thought that was a funny incident, man but his gurl is like a 10 on the bitches be crazy scale.

Dude idk if it's cuz I'm higher than a kite right now or what but you are making a ton of sense to me right now!

Big P said:

ya, but hey, she pissed him off, if she didnt want him bitchin about her, she shoudlnt have bitched at him and made him angry to the point of needing to vent to a homey


simply put if she never started nothing there woulda never been nothing. If I was you, I would vent like that every time she tripped, just to use it as a deterent for her not to fuck with you anymore. I mean think about it, she just showed you her weakness and you can do somthing that pisses her off too, if she decides to piss you off.





all's fair in love and war ladies

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......and with that poignant choice of words.....I rest my case.
Shit like this is precisely why we do not discuss arguments with anyone other than ourselves.

On the flip side however, I seriously doubt I have "friends", that would give me this kind of advise. Thank God.

I’ve just found that if you buck a lot against a woman’s crazy or unreasonable demands then the women will secretly respect you more for it anyways, even though it may cause more fights and drama at the time. You will come out better off in the end.

if men actually bowed to a woman’s crazy or unreasonable demands every time her "red-headed cousin was visiting" , then she would see you are whipped and lose all respect for you and maybe even lose attraction to you in the process.

Sometimes you just gotta be like, "woah there honey bunny, why don’t you go try on some dresses, you let daddy handle this one". ,

or heres one of my favorites, i keep it short and sweet "aint gonna happen" say it with me men "aint - gonna -happen"


like for example:

she says, "honey can you put your plate in the dishwasher"

you reply: "aint gonna happen"



she says "honey can you help me mow the lawn this time, it’s really starting to hurt my back"

you say: "aint gonna happen"



there is however an Achilles heel to this technique depending on how intelligent your particular female is.



for example:

you go to bed that night and start kissin her softly on the neck,

she says: "aint gonna happen"



from what I’ve learned so far about the female species in the short time one has actually let me touch her, is that they will take as much power as you let them have.(to varying degrees of course). you are like their little ken doll and they wanna prance you around in little outfits to show off in front of their friends and strangers and to make them jealous,


if you give in once or twice to any of her unreasonable demands to avoid afight, it’s just like feeding a rabid stray cat, you feed her once, next thing you know she’s crushing your trachea with her ferocious jaws because you forgot to put a bowl of meow-mix out back for her to gorge herself on before she summons you back to mount her for the evening.