I've smoked throughout my entire pregnancy to help deal with my horrendous morning sickness and lack of appetite. I am now 8 months pregnant, due in about 5 weeks. I have friends who tested positive for marijuana while they were in labor and had to deal with social services and all that good stuff (I reside in missouri). While I am prepared to deal with social services myself I would like advice on anything I could do to stay away from that, for example, detox solutions, or is there a possibility I could somehow sneak some fake urine in with me when I go into labor? Anything is helpful here.
Prego needs advice
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mr sunshine
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Stop smoking weed!
BenFranklin
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YOU, stop smoking weed.
SnapsProvolone
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Not going to recommend a home birth. IF I had let my wife go that route I would have lost them both.
Not going to recommend any flushes as it's just not well documented what exactly is in these.
Am going to recommend that you quit for a few months knowing that you could be tested.
It's not just your body right now. Not saying pot will hurt your child but do you know for sure that it's pesticide and mold free? I used to live in Missouri so I know the quality issues (and price) that you face.
Not going to recommend any flushes as it's just not well documented what exactly is in these.
Am going to recommend that you quit for a few months knowing that you could be tested.
It's not just your body right now. Not saying pot will hurt your child but do you know for sure that it's pesticide and mold free? I used to live in Missouri so I know the quality issues (and price) that you face.
MonkeyGrinder
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I hope this is a troll thread. I really do.
Your friends may have dealt with social services but you also have no idea what the person who would be over your case is going to be like. Some of those workers are out for blood.
I say knock that shit off. Stop fucking smoking. Don't go buying any rapid flush crap to clean your system out quickly. Even crap that's labelled "herbal all natural remedy" and crap like that. Drink loads of water until then.
The thing is you wont know the results of your test up until the moment CPS walks in the room.
Your friends may have dealt with social services but you also have no idea what the person who would be over your case is going to be like. Some of those workers are out for blood.
I say knock that shit off. Stop fucking smoking. Don't go buying any rapid flush crap to clean your system out quickly. Even crap that's labelled "herbal all natural remedy" and crap like that. Drink loads of water until then.
The thing is you wont know the results of your test up until the moment CPS walks in the room.
BenFranklin
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My mom smoked weed while she was pregnant for me..... I came out just fine.... *twitchtwitch*
Alienwidow
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This is the most white trash thread ive seen.........evaaaaar! I bet your drinkin jack and smokin a pack of marbs a day too. Hope the baby doesnt die ya moron.
headwrappedturtle
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If you are going to instist on smoking whilst "prego" i would suggest doing so strictly through a bucket bong
dangerlow
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Shit... who let Snooki in here, and which one of you degenerates was desperate to stick that lowly piece of Jersey trash.
BenFranklin
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It's unfortunate that Darwinism didn't stop with you, society thanks you for carrying on that long line of tradition in your family.
dangerlow
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Unfortunately Darwin was inbred as hell.... Don't give her any ideas... I assure that if you can not quit smoking for the sake of your baby then you especially can not take care of it when it's born. Are you going to breastfeed after smoking? Consequences... think about them.
BenFranklin
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Yeh it's not cool to partake in thc of any form while pregnant.
dangerlow
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" YO YO Dude... We gots to be cruel... Bitch be hating on her unborn fetis"
Sorry I just had a Jerry Springer show moment.
Red1966
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I wish I could "like" this post!
This is a legit question. I know a lot of people that have smoked while they were pregnant and they always say its because of the morning sickness. I have never seen or know of a baby having a problem with SIDS or any other issues among these women.im for sure no expert though. I've never heard of anyone being drug tested while they were pregnant unless there was a reason either. If your concerned about being tested dont smoke. Don't take any bullshit a doctor might prescribe you for morning sickness either. Toughen up. Sneaking urine in for your pregnancy lol that's pretty funny. That is some white trash bullshit. Maybe the reason I've never heard of someone getting drug tested while pregnant is I just try to stay away from " troublemakers".(the kind of people that have to be drug tested while their Pregnant)
Ilovebush
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LMAO...it was sarcasm YO-YO...check the pic
retrofuzz
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haha! bit strong
woody333333
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it sounds like the state is paying the hospital bill ........