Pot Nightmares

Adjorr

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Anyone else ever have nightmares about something happening to your plants? Last night I dreamt I went in to check on them and most of the leaves were gone and the ones that were left were all yellow and shriveled, and I was francticly pouring nitrogen on them lol. Before ive had dreams where the tops of my plants were missing, or that people had found them and chopped them all up for lawn mulch.
anyone else have crazy dreams like this?
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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I did. Like two months ago. I dreamnt that I had chopped them all. I didn't see myself do it in the dream. But I walked into the room and all I saw were stems and dirt. All cut. I started to panic. Then a big ass lady bug/spider beast came out and I couldn't kill it. It was the weirsst shit ever.

Woke up ran down to are the girls in full health. Hahah my wife was like " you're obsessed!"
 

shadyslater

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yh lol im so glad its not just me

i mine my plant have shriveled up nd gone all crispy man had about 4 now the last 1 my plant was in a shop window all crushed
 

BygonEra

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Wow, reading this thread is really weird... lol last night I did. First of all I never have nightmares any more and second have never had a dream about my plants. But last night, I dreamt that my plants were being kept at my parents house in the closet in my old room and I had a party over there. I went to go check on my plants and they were just brown tiny little shriveled up seedlings. I started freaking out and then my dad came in in handcuffs, followed by a swat team dude, and starts screaming at me that I could have gotten them all killed... lol it had me so panicked I got up in the early morning to check to make sure my plants were okay.
 

hoonry

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have had good and bad dreams about plants. bad dream - went to go water a room I was taking care of that was 2 hours away. realized halfway there that I didn't have my wallet or enough gas to make the return trip. it had been 3 days since the plants had been watered, but I had to go back home. that night, I had a dream that they were all droopy and sad. the next day when I showed up, indeed they were droopy and sad, but alive. a happier dream - I tried liquid karma for the first time a few years back. cost me $28 for a bottle that fed the garden once. the plants loved it, my wife thought it was a waste of money. then, she had a dream in which the plants explained to her that they really liked and needed it and that they understood that it was pricey but they were gonna need it just one more time. so I got to give them another bottle because of that dream.
 

i.am.what.i.am

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bumpin this.

I'm on some medication that gives me some strange dreams now. The other night had a nightmare that Chris Farley and I were arguing over the design of a grow box. He was getting all pissy with me because I didn't like his design or something (think the bus driver in Billy Madison). I come back to find my plants all nubs and the leaves ripped up everywhere.

And just last night, about where I go in to check on my plants and they are all crawling and covered with spider mites. Except these aren't spider mites. They are like these bloodsucking bugs that are about the size of ladybugs. My dad and one of his ex's are in the dream so I yell for them to come see. We both get covered in welts from these bugs while trying to kill them/contain them. Plants are pretty much dead after that, having been mostly eaten up. I almost woke up in tears after that one. Of course, first thing I do out of out bed is go check on the ladies :) lol
 

Garden Boss

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I have nightmares of people stealing my shit mostly in late September tho!
yup, sleeping with one eye open in an outdoor patch is intense. September to October I sleep in a tent fully clothed and shoed, ready for action. If I wake up panicked (dogs bark or motion alarm) I do a full patrol before trying to smoke and calm down...

A good paranoid stoner movie title: Sleepless in September.
 

AltarNation

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I've had dreams that the plants were gone/topless/harvested without my knowledge, completely cleaned out, gear gone... waking up was a blessing!

I've also had dreams that my plants were ready to harvest when they were in actuality still in early veg and I was dry... waking up was not a blessing...
 
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