Post your Apocalyptic Theories Here.

crackerboy

crackerboy

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Post your apocalyptic theories here.


I want to hear it all. I want religions, not just Christian but anything you have. I'm talking 2012, webbots, and anything else you've got on end time prophesies.
 
crackerboy

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I will start it of. Read all the side notes.



[video=youtube;MmtYF0y29xI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmtYF0y29xI&feature=fvw[/video]
 
crackerboy

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[video=youtube;dN2c_uHJROQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN2c_uHJROQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_865507[/video]
 
Wolfganggrows

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I won't go into detail:

In 2020(Approximately) there will be an oil crisis. Not some gulf spill but the fact that we used up carbon fuels quicker than they could replenish so we are left will little oil. Because of the populations lack of heeding to warning they didn't buy hybrid cars or fully electric cars. America, oil dependent as it is, will demand cheaper prices from the middle east despite little oil and desperation. Middle Eastern countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Iran, Yemen, etc. will be pressed and eventually occupied by US forces in need of oil. In the mean time, we need even more oil and we buy oil from some remaining drills in China, who isn't effected as much because of many bicycles and electric cars. China now profits from our desperation and middle eastern countries are PO'd. We have terrorist attacks weekly, China profits, America is frantic and gas is $20 a gallon.

Iran will launch multiple nuclear warheads on the US in defense of invasion in need for oil and the US will fire back with many times the amount of nukes. Iran will be destroyed and all other Nuclear bearing Middle Eastern countries will launch more nuclear missiles. Those countries are destroyed by US and it's allies.

China will now band with Russia, and North Korea to be united under a "common enemy" and China will wipe out the US and it's allies for good and China will be greatly destroyed.

Despite of China thinking all is over, it's not. Nuclear Radiation and Radiated clouds will block out the sun and the world's food sources will die. Also, along with that, no more CO2 or water vapor is retaining heat so the Earth gets very very cold. Humans die off along with most other animals. Most of the ocean freezes over but seals, fish, and polar bears are lucky. Humans could not adapt in time for the large change.

Was that good enough? :shock:
 
darkdestruction420

darkdestruction420

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Humanity will be in alot of trouble within the next 200 million years when the plates all form back to one new super continent like Pangaea which will reduce oxygen levels and start a chain reaction that will kill just about everything(its happened before, look up mass extintions in the past) in the ocean. If we dont kill ourselves off first that is what i think will get us.
 
crackerboy

crackerboy

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Wolfganggrows said:
I won't go into detail:

In 2020(Approximately) there will be an oil crisis. Not some gulf spill but the fact that we used up carbon fuels quicker than they could replenish so we are left will little oil. Because of the populations lack of heeding to warning they didn't buy hybrid cars or fully electric cars. America, oil dependent as it is, will demand cheaper prices from the middle east despite little oil and desperation. Middle Eastern countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Iran, Yemen, etc. will be pressed and eventually occupied by US forces in need of oil. In the mean time, we need even more oil and we buy oil from some remaining drills in China, who isn't effected as much because of many bicycles and electric cars. China now profits from our desperation and middle eastern countries are PO'd. We have terrorist attacks weekly, China profits, America is frantic and gas is $20 a gallon.

Iran will launch multiple nuclear warheads on the US in defense of invasion in need for oil and the US will fire back with many times the amount of nukes. Iran will be destroyed and all other Nuclear bearing Middle Eastern countries will launch more nuclear missiles. Those countries are destroyed by US and it's allies.

China will now band with Russia, and North Korea to be united under a "common enemy" and China will wipe out the US and it's allies for good and China will be greatly destroyed.

Despite of China thinking all is over, it's not. Nuclear Radiation and Radiated clouds will block out the sun and the world's food sources will die. Also, along with that, no more CO2 or water vapor is retaining heat so the Earth gets very very cold. Humans die off along with most other animals. Most of the ocean freezes over but seals, fish, and polar bears are lucky. Humans could not adapt in time for the large change.

Was that good enough? :shock:
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Not bad sounds feasible to me. Only I think you are underestimating Americas ability to adapt the technology to fill the void left by oil. Necessity sparks invention. Let me revise your theory a bit.

Americas economy does not recover and the American people demand that we bring our jobs back from china. China feeling the effects of the mass exodus of manufacturing jobs back to the west pushes North Korea to attack the south. This would drag the US into the war with us backing the south and China backing the north. At the same time Iran seeing that the US is tied up in Afghanistan and Korea decides to capitalize and attack Jerusalem. We will then retaliate against Iran and cutting off the flow of oil to Russia. Now Russia and China already have a war treaty and this would be all that is needed for Russia and China to unite against the US. Bombs fly and so on the world is done.
 
Wolfganggrows

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crackerboy said:
Not bad sounds feasible to me. Only I think you are underestimating Americas ability to adapt the technology to fill the void left by oil. Necessity sparks invention. Let me revise your theory a bit.

Americas economy does not recover and the American people demand that we bring our jobs back from china. China feeling the effects of the mass exodus of manufacturing jobs back to the west pushes North Korea to attack the south. This would drag the US into the war with us backing the south and China backing the north. At the same time Iran seeing that the US is tied up in Afghanistan and Korea decides to capitalize and attack Jerusalem. We will then retaliate against Iran and cutting off the flow of oil to Russia. Now Russia and China already have a war treaty and this would be all that is needed for Russia and China to unite against the US. Bombs fly and so on the world is done.
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True, necessity does spark invention. I'm just saying that if it all happened to quickly we'd be done for.
 
Tym

Tym

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Nothing, you people make me sick. You just want to world to go to hell.. You don't even hide it..
 
crackerboy

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Tym said:
Nothing, you people make me sick. You just want to world to go to hell.. You don't even hide it..
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Oh quit being so dramatic. Yes I am on a personal mission to end the world. You better watch out im working on my new killer battle bots.
 
Tym

Tym

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crackerboy said:
Oh quit being so dramatic. Yes I am on a personal mission to end the world. You better watch out im working on my new killer battle bots.
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Seriously, you want your religion to be true so bad, that you're willing to see the end of the world in your own life time. It's sickening.. You know It's not a prophecy if people are actively working to make it happen.. It's like saying a waitress fulfills a prophecy when she brings me my order. It's just insane.
Here's a little fact for you, every major religion in the last 2000 years thought that the generation they live in would be the generation to see the end times.
Get over yourself people, there is nothing special about the time you happen to live in.

You can talk all day about what if's and maybe's. But you have no evidence, till you do, you're just making shit up.. Here I can do it too..

The flying spaghetti monster takes a giant shit, it flys out in space 1,000,000,000 times the speed of light, and goes back in time. It collides with planet nibiru and vaporizes it instantly. Just before nibiru was vaporized, a nibirian butterfly farted, it caused a spec of nibirian dust to fly out of nibirus atmosphere, the dust travels 10,000 years and lands on earth. It lands in a monkeys vagina and impregnates it. 9 months later bigfoot is born. Bigfoot rapes Santa, Santa then gives birth to the easter bunny, who shits out golden eggs, those eggs hatch pink, hollow, invisible, magical unicorns. Those unicorns stab leprechauns in the vagina with giant unicorn horns. They then give birth to Britney Spears. Who in turns joins Scientology. They amass a giant horde of radio telescopes. 10 years later they contact xenu, and he's pissed! He comes back to earth with a billion intergalactic battleships all flown by clones of L Ron hubbard and Adolph Hitler. They fire ten quadrillion atom blasters at our sun and cause it to explode, ripping the fabric of space time, creating the universes larges black hole. In 4 seconds after the attack the universe implodes. Everything is gone. There is nothingness. Then your god jerks off, farts and sniffs it.. End of story..

All that shit has the exact same amount of evidence as the lame ass bullshit you've been spouting..
Besides, FSM would never let any of that happen..
 
Tym

Tym

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[video=youtube;8yvf6OT0m9Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvf6OT0m9Q[/video]
 
crackerboy

crackerboy

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Tym said:
Seriously, you want your religion to be true so bad, that you're willing to see the end of the world in your own life time. It's sickening.. You know It's not a prophecy if people are actively working to make it happen.. It's like saying a waitress fulfills a prophecy when she brings me my order. It's just insane.
Here's a little fact for you, every major religion in the last 2000 years thought that the generation they live in would be the generation to see the end times.
Get over yourself people, there is nothing special about the time you happen to live in.

You can talk all day about what if's and maybe's. But you have no evidence, till you do, you're just making shit up.. Here I can do it too..

The flying spaghetti monster takes a giant shit, it flys out in space 1,000,000,000 times the speed of light, and goes back in time. It collides with planet nibiru and vaporizes it instantly. Just before nibiru was vaporized, a nibirian butterfly farted, it caused a spec of nibirian dust to fly out of nibirus atmosphere, the dust travels 10,000 years and lands on earth. It lands in a monkeys vagina and impregnates it. 9 months later bigfoot is born. Bigfoot rapes Santa, Santa then gives birth to the easter bunny, who shits out golden eggs, those eggs hatch pink, hollow, invisible, magical unicorns. Those unicorns stab leprechauns in the vagina with giant unicorn horns. They then give birth to Britney Spears. Who in turns joins Scientology. They amass a giant horde of radio telescopes. 10 years later they contact xenu, and he's pissed! He comes back to earth with a billion intergalactic battleships all flown by clones of L Ron hubbard and Adolph Hitler. They fire ten quadrillion atom blasters at our sun and cause it to explode, ripping the fabric of space time, creating the universes larges black hole. In 4 seconds after the attack the universe implodes. Everything is gone. There is nothingness. Then your god jerks off, farts and sniffs it.. End of story..

All that shit has the exact same amount of evidence as the lame ass bullshit you've been spouting..
Besides, FSM would never let any of that happen..
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Look man if you have such a problem with my posts then stay out of my threads. I was just bored and wanted to see how many different versions I could get people to post. I was in no way trying to show any proof of anything. Man I tell you what, you take yourself way too seriously. Get over yourself and quit trolling around just trying to talk shit to anyone that you don't agree with. I really don't give a flying f@#k if you like what I have to say or not. You do not control these threads or RIU so go pull that dildo out of your ass and relax for a bit and let me get stoned and babble about what ever I feel. Go get laid or something cause your annoying attempt to dominate this site is getting on my last nerve.
 
Tym

Tym

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crackerboy said:
Look man if you have such a problem with my posts then stay out of my threads. I was just bored and wanted to see how many different versions I could get people to post. I was in no way trying to show any proof of anything. Man I tell you what, you take yourself way too seriously. Get over yourself and quit trolling around just trying to talk shit to anyone that you don't agree with. I really don't give a flying f@#k if you like what I have to say or not. You do not control these threads or RIU so go pull that dildo out of your ass and relax for a bit and let me get stoned and babble about what ever I feel. Go get laid or something cause your annoying attempt to dominate this site is getting on my last nerve.
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It's a public forum dude, if you don't want people to disagree with you, start a church..
 
Tym

Tym

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How friendly can you keep it when you're talking about your beliefs that a majority, if not the entire population of the earth is going to die?

That's not friendly, it has no evidence, and as far as anyone can tell it's just your opinion. To me that is very unfriendly.
 
crackerboy

crackerboy

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Tym said:
How friendly can you keep it when you're talking about your beliefs that a majority, if not the entire population of the earth is going to die?

That's not friendly, it has no evidence, and as far as anyone can tell it's just your opinion. To me that is very unfriendly.
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I bet you still watch the movies huh. Do you then write them and tell them how they are trying to destroy the world. No... hmmm. Yes it is a public forum which is why am trying to have a public discussion. Nobody wants you jumping into every thread trying to impose your will and insults on us. Back off a little and quit being such a dick all the time.
 
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