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bongspit

New Member
Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.


Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.
Max Ehrmann, Desiderata, Copyright 1952.
 

email468

Well-Known Member
The problem with computers is that they do exactly what they are told.
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As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
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Keep your propagation constant less than 1. A nuclear reactor with a propagation constant less than 1 is a generator. More than 1 is a warhead.
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If someone is trying to save your life, cooperate.
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
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Equality of rights does not mean equality in power, thought, or influence.
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Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
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You can lead a fool to facts, but you cannot make him think.
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Mac OS X: because making Unix user-friendly is easier than debugging Windows.
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I can power nap, it's just that sometimes I forget to wake up.
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Eating various mushrooms will either give you the ability to grow tall or shoot fireballs.

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I find TV highly educational. Every time someone turns a TV on, I go in the other room and read a book.
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Don't let the past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become
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"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
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email468

Well-Known Member
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." -Robert Frost
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God sent me here to hate everything.
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What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
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Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in between.
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The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. --Ben Franklin
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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
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"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die" -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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-- We have enough youth... how 'bout a fountain of SMART?!?!
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
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Down that path lies madness. And a Starbucks.
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The beauty of HTML is that any fool can understand it and create a web page.
The problem with HTML is that any fool can understand it and create a web page.
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"[A] high IQ is like a Jeep; you will still get stuck, just farther from help!" --Just d' FAQs, c.g.a
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There is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world.
- Thomas Jefferson
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.
"A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight; nothing he cares about more than his own personal safety; is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stuart Mill
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"To say that being non-judgmental is better than being judgmental is itself a judgment, and therefore a violation of principle."

Thomas Sowell
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"A man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."

Winston Churchill
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I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Stephen F. Roberts
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pandabear

Well-Known Member
this one is the best one liner to destroy anyone religion:


I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
 

email468

Well-Known Member
this one is the best one liner to destroy anyone religion:


I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
i agree - i saved the best for last! :joint:

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I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Stephen F. Roberts
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LION~of~ZION

Well-Known Member
"If you do it...dont condemn people who do it too because you do it too and that wouldnt be right... would it?"

^My 10 year old cousin^


"two wrongs dont make a right...but it sure feels good sometimes"

^My bestfriend in college^




" Lazy people are GOOD for nothing...then again theyre DOING nothing so are they all that BAD for nothing? "

^A Co-Worker^


"If you see a Chinamen making an egg roll eat it and enjoy, if you see an American making a Cheeseburger eat it and enjoy it, if you see an Arab making a Pizza run for your life!..."

^My Italian Uncle^
 

undertheice

Well-Known Member
But what is Hope?
Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth wipes it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of.

-George Gordon Byron
 

undertheice

Well-Known Member
Anarchism has but one, unchanging motto, 'Freedom'.
Freedom to discover any truth, freedom to develop, to live naturally and fully.

-Lucy Parsons

it wouldn't let me put the full quote in my sig, so i enter it here
 

BSIv2.0

Well-Known Member
"You have 2 eyes, 2 ears and 1 mouth. That means you should look and listen twice as much as you speak"

-My Grandmother.
 

bongspit

New Member
My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.” Jack Handey...
 

ccodiane

New Member
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire
 
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