1. Job CreatorJob creators lol
Why do I not find it surprising that no one will hire you?1. Job Creator A creative euphemism used to describe the elite business executive, investment banker or otherwise disgustingly rich person; a type of creature which might possibly spend additional revenue created by tax breaks on slave labor in India or China, but will most likely utilize the money to give other business executives absurdly large bonuses and buy yachts made out of solid gold. Studies have shown that for every $1,000,000 that “job creators” receive in tax breaks, approximately 75¢ is re-invested into the American economy, usually in the form of a larger than usual tip to a valet driver. Many lower and middle class Americans with weak intellects will tend to throw this term around (usually in all capital letters “don’t tax the JARB CREATORS, it’s CLASS WARFARE derp derp!” because they have no concept of macroeconomics other than one-line catch-phrases that are fed to them via Fox news. Their blind support of socio-economic and political practices which have led to all-time low tax rates for "job creators", unprecedented deregulation, and the corruption of what was once a great political system are in fact the very cause of companies like ENRON, millions of mortgage foreclosures and the collapse of the American economy. Middle-class American1: “It’s not fair to tax the job creators, it will hurt the economy” Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.” Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.” Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Job Creator&defid=5964128
The last one retired to spend his last days studying theology. I think there may have been undisclosed health problems. Just a guess, I have no evidence of that.What happened to the last Pope? Who is this new guy? Was he voted in with Smoke?
Gold has too many uses to ever become completely valueless.That's only like $600,000 worth of gold, tomorrow it will be worth a little bit less until eventually gold has no value at all.
actually it was completely disclosed participation in protecting pederast priests from the law, and concealing the deeds of the commission on defense of the faith (which he headed) that did the pederast shuffling.The last one retired to spend his last days studying theology. I think there may have been undisclosed health problems. Just a guess, I have no evidence of that.
meh, not really valid. he was inducted into the hitler youth, but all german boys were, he was drafted into the Wehrmacht shortly before the little corporal ate his gun, but i dont think he was ever a member of the Nazi Party.He was also a Nazi.
Yeah.meh, not really valid. he was inducted into the hitler youth, but all german boys were, he was drafted into the Wehrmacht shortly before the little corporal ate his gun, but i dont think he was ever a member of the Nazi Party.
it is kinda lulzy though.
his predecessor was a fervent anti-nazi, and anti-marxist, so his selection could just have been Catholic Irony.
i'd hire schuylaar to trim for me any day of the week, even if she were a below average trimmer.Why do I not find it surprising that no one will hire you?
pay for a trimmer here is $20 per hour.we are talking real jobs moron...
So anything that's not a right wing or center right ideology is some form of Marxism that Marx purposely twisted so he could market the same ideology to different people? Do you seriously believe that? You would have to have next to no knowledge of the left to believe that, especially concerning the anarchists considering that they're the biggest critics of Marx out there. And to compare progressive ideas to Marxism is absurd. Marx used very strong, and very specific language when describing his ideas. He doesn't leave much room for compromise, which is exactly what the center left and left wing is based upon. The only ideologies that disavow compromise are those on the far left and the far right, such as Marxism, some Anarchists, and your usual right wing fascists.
...and forced confiscation of the results of production.i believe in private ownership of means of production.
...............we are talking real jobs moron...
ahhhhhhhh, the obligatory meme when the troll is complete and no further comment can be made by said troll
i'm available summers and exchange programi'd hire schuylaar to trim for me any day of the week, even if she were a below average trimmer.
i'd never hire some bitter old crank like you to come trim for me, no matter how quick you could work. your sorry ass would only drag everyone else down.
Obviously you cannot read between the lines. Not surprising as anticholinergic drugs have been conclusively linked with cognitive impairment.ahhhhhhhh, the obligatory meme when the troll is complete and no further comment can be made by said troll