Poop and Sh1t and stuff

so due to massive pill consumption in my youth, my digestive tract is all boogered up. anyone know any strains that help with constipation?


I KNOW ITS FECKING WEIRD BUT HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ASKING?

seriously.

i feel like a knob, if you were curious.
but i need somethin...non laxative
i find if i smoke in the mornin before i "shoot a duece" it tends to help....but idk...stab in the dark here...anyone else know of/heard of any particular strains that help with "the runs"

?cry:

Not that it will help your... um... situation, but I used to keep a one time and a bagie in the "masters quarters" for a much needed break. The best time to burn is when you've nothing better to dodoo... And it sure beats air freshener!

yea i havent tried smoking on the lou quite yet, but i was definitly considering it i dont wanna hit up laxative street
for obvious reasons...


im sure pot can be my medicine...i just need the right genetics...i hope....*crosses fingers*

/embarassed

bump....please...seriously...i see the views...someone...anyone.....

Potty tokes are the best, try it son!

But uh... Pot brownies keep me regular

Maybe cocaine will help.

or hard liquor...

nothing like liquor shits to go with your hangover

eat prunes, warm milk, lots of grapes. and if that dont work Milk of Magnesia always does it for me when im clogged up. ask your local grocery store pharmacist about it. it's a laxative, but did'nt have me shitting all day, it said over night releif, but i took it before work, and about 3 to 4 hours later was able to drop it off. i remember that day, what a feeling of relief, forgot what caused it, oh yeah, a bad burrito.

a few fat rails would work

yeah... this thread has gotten weird

in my younger days i messed with opiates, and really there is nothing you can do, other than diet plenty of fluids, and maybe some laxatives.
dont push too hard, lol.
cos you mite end up with anel prolapse, ill find a pic.
its from pushing too hard and your arse falls out.lol
dont push too hard.

UGH!!! DUDE! wow... that would suck

i used to work with old people, and every day had to put there arses back in every morning.eww.

this thread has gone and made me sad

oh well.

IF YOU LIKE TO POOP LIKE A REGULAR PERSON DONT DO REAL DRUGS DAMNIT.


me hates painkillers.

seems like the best thing i could do is toke on the jon, bout to give her a test run lol. thanks all, i guess there's no reversin it...karmatic justice lol

shit happenes lol.

YES.

who'da thought. smoking on the throne would help the shit out of doin the deed. no pun intended (so maybe the pun was intended, im just not funny shush.) so simple....just doesnt seem the most hygenic place to leave a pipe though, maybe a doobie on the way in wouldnt be a bad idea either.

thanks

Try a Douche...LoL

no really drink lots of water as well as consume green leafy foods. In this case fiber is your friend. Also think in terms of dried figs such as raisins or prunes. I am very sure you will be able to make a movement if you eat the right thing. Stay away from starchy foods if possible...