Poll : What Will The Results of my Drug Test Be:

What will my drug test results be ?

  • FAIL !!!

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • PASS !!!

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • UM HEY U DRANK TOO MUCH WATER !!!

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .

McNerdius

Active Member
This is more for fun than really "informing" me, because what's done is done, and i will accept it either way.

The drug test in question is a Pre-Employment test.

I weigh about 260 LBS. I was clean for at least 2 months (closer to 3, maybe even 4 i dunno) Then went on a 5 day vape-binge. (I know, dumb... What can i say, i harvested a new crop...) Vaped about a half gram each day. Then got a call from a potential employer. I was clean eight and a half days prior to the test. The 2 days before the test, and day of, i guzzled one to one and a half gallons (a bit less day of) of gatorade on top of whatever pepsi, beer, tea, coffee, etc that i would normally drink. I took C to lower my urine PH which apparently helps keep THC metabolites from jumping from your bloodstream to your urine (apparently caffeine does the same thing). Also took B complex to get the niacin and b12 at the same time. HOWEVER the b3 was in the form of niacinimide so i never got the niacin i was after.

Other things i did the last few days was to eat a lot of fatty foods and red meat, to bind up the THC metabolites and raise creatinine levels.

The only reason I listed all that shit is to give you background regarding me, and what i did. NOT to get advice about what does and does not work. The site i went by is http://www.drugtest911.com/drugtesttheory.html

If you have some advice for future reference, please make sure it's backed by something, anything.

The test itself: I'm not an EMIT connoisseur or anything, so i'm not even sure what kind of test happened here. The tester retained something like one-third of my piss in a plastic vial, for possible GC/MS usage. There was a 5-panel test of some sort present. It was a MedTox brand test, and i'm not certain whether it included any kind of adulterant test. I'm pretty sure it was a Profile II or Profile II A. I'm not sure which though.
 
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Sr. Verde

Guest
Tough call, 2.5 grams out of a vape? Thats a lot of THC

Also for 5 days... damn


You did do an incredible thing as far as all the things you did... You lowered your creatine and then increased it and the caffiene thing I've never heard of, same thing with the Vitamin C


I'm guessing 40% chance to pass 60% to fail, I mean you did vape for 5 days lol


Good luck to you
 

McNerdius

Active Member
Bump: Home THC test just tested me positive. WOW WHO'D-A-THUNK !!! Then again my body was not full of 2 gallons of liquid at the time either.
 

McNerdius

Active Member
Bump: Diluted my piss with 64oz gatorade, tested negative with a home test. 2 Days later than the "real" test, but much less liquid diluting it, too.
 

McNerdius

Active Member
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PASSED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just such an amazing feeling i have right now. With all that my epilepsy has done to my work history, combined with "the economy", it's been challenging to find work. So when i started making/taking cannapills and vaping to help (with great results) i figured "hey, this can only help, right ?" Then i get a job opportunity that i am SURE does not test for drugs* - and they do.

One thing i do know is that WE SHOULD NOT BE SUBJECTED TO THIS. I'd say at LEAST they should up the tests to something like 100-300 ng/ml so that it is on par with the opiate/cocaine/etc tests. After all, if you can go belly up on weed for a week and THEN go cold turkey for a month or even a week, YOU ARE NOT FUCKING ABUSING MARIJUANA. PEACE OUT. I WIN, FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT.

*forgot to include this on first post:
I was "sure" they didn't test because it's a very slummy place - OLD building, dwindling business, lots of mexicans... I LOVE WORKING WITH MEXICANS. They don't talk to me ! LOL.... I'm not racist btw. That and a friend worked there before and didn't get tested.
 
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