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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Woman : Do you drink beer

Man: Yes

Lady: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Lady: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5 with a tip

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 20 years, I suppose

Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
Winter Woman said:
Woman : Do you drink beerMan: Yes

Lady: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Lady: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5 with a tip

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 20 years, I suppose

Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?
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Where can I find an savings account that pays interest nowadays?
 
highfirejones

highfirejones

Active Member
ally bank pays some of the highest int. rates but they probably went down, only online though so an e check takes 10 days or so to go through so they're good for saving, i was checking it out and they let me open a 4 year cd with an opening deposit of 1.75
 
Fungus Gnat

Fungus Gnat

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highfirejones said:
ally bank pays some of the highest int. rates but they probably went down, only online though so an e check takes 10 days or so to go through so they're good for saving, i was checking it out and they let me open a 4 year cd with an opening deposit of 1.75
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1.75% is lower than inflation 2%.
 
timlang420

timlang420

Active Member
[video=youtube;glf_e67I3uA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=glf_e67I3uA#t=11 0s[/video]

i showed this video to my girlfriend and she got pissed at me, did not think it was funny. i, on the other hand, was laughing the entire time, even when she was explaining why she disliked it, this only made it worse. lol. the shit gets funny at 1:50 before thats kinda mean...i guess
 
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gioua

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I want to think this is fake... but I am sure there are folks that can do this....

she can say any word backwards within seconds...

[video=youtube;t4sf__sv8os]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t4sf__sv8os#![/video]
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Gioua, they had her on good morning america about a year ago. That's some crazy stuff, now if she could some how parlay it into money she would be all set!
 
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