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Mellowman2112
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Winter Woman
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends : "My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps : "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, " Well....? "
She proudly replies, " I have a daughter...she is SLIM, TALL, 38D BREASTS, 24 " WAIST and 36 " HIPS...
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus Christ !! ".
dirtsurfr
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I'd love to have some thing like this tied up in my basement..
Err I mean, man such a pretty girl.
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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A Jewish grandmother, in New York city, is giving directions to her grown grandson who
is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment
301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow,
push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is
on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get
out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow? .........
"What . . You coming empty-handed?"
is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment
301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow,
push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is
on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get
out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow? .........
"What . . You coming empty-handed?"
Winter Woman
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Just when you think a person can't get any dumber..... This
I know, I saw it right away too ....
No safety glasses, No gloves and No hearing protection!
I know, I saw it right away too ....
No safety glasses, No gloves and No hearing protection!
Jer La Mota
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Orithil
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This reminds me of some chicks I've seen up here. And they're all like..What the hell are you looking at? And all I can usually reply is "Your vagina.".
legalizeitcanada
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your absolutely right, don't wanna be a double douchebagIf you want to be a douchebag, at least post a picture.
Dirty Harry
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^^^DAMN! I agree! And student loans are one of the few that CAN NOT be resolved via bankruptcy.
VILEPLUME
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Remember when going to school for something gave an instant job afterwards?
with all respect for those trying
