A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
> African desert.
> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
> behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
> The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
> on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's
> why we have the camel."
> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
> urges, so the camel can stay."
> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.
> Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
> Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
> his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
> When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", "No,
> not really, Sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the
> girls are...